Oscar Stone has Just rocked up to an illegal brothel to make a sting, while attempting to cultivate an informant in order to gather inside information on a dangerous drug lord, named Mick Dooley. He is trying to decide which of the beautiful young ladies to pick when he spots a beautiful attractive young blonde, named Brittany and starts making eyes at her.

Madam Prostitute: Carl is a storeman and packer.
Brittany: Cool! I'm Brittany, I haven't seen you here before. Is this your first time?
Oscar: Yeah!...No, no! I mean I've done it before just not in a umm...place.
Brittany: No worries. Do you want to get down to business?
Oscar: Yeah! Let's do it.
Brittany: So, you've got a few moves to you, Carl?
Oscar: A couple.

The pair are just about to lead off into the bedroom when suddenly police storm in and raid the premises.

Oscar: Quick! This way come on. (Leads her down the hallway towards the back enterance).
Brittany: Where are we going?
Oscar: Just move it. (They head out the back door and down a steep embankment. Reaching a one metre high retaining wall, Stone helps Brittany down after jumping down over the wall himself and the pair continue to make their way over to where Stone has parked the car)
Brittany: (Pointing to the old rattle-trap car,) Are we going to try and get away in this?
Oscar: Just get in will ya? (They both drive off in the vehicle).

The couple continue to drive until they reach a park just up the road and Stone pulls over to the side.

Brittany: Whoaho! Yes. Sorry I slagged your car.
Oscar: That's alright! Don't do it again. She's sensitive.
Brittany: Anyway thanks!
Oscar: No problem!
Brittany: So you ah...want one on-the-house?
Oscar: No!
Brittany: Too much excitment for one day, hey!
Oscar: I want you to do something else for me.

They both get out of the car and start making their way down a flight of stairs leading into the park.

Oscar: Mick Dooley's a regular client of yours, isn't he?
Brittany: Yeah!
Oscar: You know what a sim-card is from a mobile phone?
Brittany: Derrr!
Oscar: I want you to get me his.
Brittany: Pissoff!!
Oscar: I'll give you five hundred bucks.
Brittany: Bullshit! Will ya'?
Oscar: Cash, no GST.

Later on back at the factory, Church, Mac, Ang and Stone are all gathered around for the briefing after Church and Angie had witnessed Dooley rough handling a young man by slamming the boot door down on his head when he went to get some gear out of the back.

Pete: Whatever the kid did Dooley wasn't happey. He was probably lat paying the bill. He'll live.
Ang: No thanks to us.
Mac: I know how you feel but we've got to let Dooley run.
Ang: Dooley's a headcase. Wouldn't want to be in your mate, Brittany's shoes. (Addressing Stone)
Mac: Any idea when we're going to get hold of Dooley's card number?
Oscar: Oh! They have a regular appointment this afternoon.
Pete: Are we going to wire her for pillow talk? Ah...Dooley might drop a few names in a climatic moment (Does a little hip swing causing Stone to crack up laughing), aye! (Danni suddenly pulls up out-of-the-blue driving Stone's brown coloured Land Cruiser)
Ang: Today's the big move?
Pete: Yep!
Oscar: Careful with the good china. (chuckles)

Later on at Church and Danni's new place. The couple are shifting heavy boxes filled with household essentials and other stuff. Danni is carrying a pair of house keys in her mouth and both have their hands full.

Pete: What have you got in here? (He brushes past the letterbox, knocking it down off the fence. He turns to see it fall to the ground). I'll put it on the `list'. (Bumps the gate open and the two walk inside and head up to the front door).
Danni: (Takes the keys out of her mouth to unlock the door, while Pete lays his box down) Are you going to carry me over the threshhold?
Pete: Yeah right! You can cook me diner first?

Danni is fiddling with the key attempting to unlock the front door, while Church is standing along side her getting more and more frustrated.
Pete: (Putting down the box) Here! give me a go. (Takes over snapping the key) Have you got a spare?
Danni: Next job off the ranks. (Walks back to the car to unpack some more gear, while Church grabs a spatular out of the box he was carrying and makes his way over to the front window).
Pete: (Trying the lift the window ceil) Come on be nice.
Danni: (Hears some glass breaking and heads back over to Church to check it out) Peter!...Shit!
Pete: Would have been better through the front door, but we're in.
Danni: Pete! (Just then the next door neighbour pops her head up to peer over the fence and check out what all the commotion is about) Goodaye! Just moving in (both Danni and Church give a nod and a smile).

Meanwhile Stone is sitting in Danni's old bomb car waiting for Brittany to arrive back with some information on Dooley.

Brittany: (Enters, stepping into the car and handing Oscar a piece of paper with Dooley's address on it). I got it.
Oscar: (Paying her five hundred bucks in return as promised) There's plenty more where that came from. If you keep up the good work.
Brittany: You're going to pay me to keep spying on him?
Oscar: It's a business. Supply and demand.
Brittany: Yeah right! You're a cop! You're a cop aren't ya'? YOU ASSHOLE!
(Steps out of the car and storms off)
Oscar: Brittany!
Brittany: PISSOFF!! (Oscar starts to trail her in the car). This man's following me. (To a passer by)
Oscar: (Laughs) Look, she's my sister. Look ah!...get in the car.
Brittany: I'll scream!
Oscar: Don't scream!
Brittany: HEEELP!! This man's following me and I told him to leave me alone. Oscar: Alright! alright, I'm a cop, but it's in your interest to get back in this car. Get in the, please. I'm serious, Brittany, get in. (Brittany grudgingly climbs back in the car) I need information on Dooley.
Brittany: What for? He's nowhere.
Oscar: We need someone who can get close to him. Someone who can keep their ears open.
Brittany: So I'd be like.. working undercover with you?
Oscar: (Nods) Not just me. With a team.
Brittany: Is it a big operation?
Oscar: Big enough!
Brittany: That raid today was a setup, wasn't it? (Oscar nods) Well how come you picked me?
Oscar: We heard you're smart.
Brittany: Yeah right! Well, how much will I get?
Oscar: That's negotiable.
Brittany: You know Dooley's off. He's really dangerous.
Oscar: Look! you wouldn't have to do anything except pass on information that you hear in the normal course of events. Don't do anything out of the ordinary. Brittany: Well! What happens if there's trouble?
Oscar: I'll protect you.
Brittany: When do I start?
Oscar: Soon as possible.
Brittany: Well there's this guy and they call him the `Little Man'.
Oscar: Does Dooley know Adrian Small?
Brittany: Oh! Is that his name?...No! Really wants to meet him. Reckons he's got Coc in bulk.
Oscar: What! he talks about in front of you?
Brittany: Hey, I'm furniture.
Oscar: So when's our next, umm... business appointment with Dooley?

Later on Oscar is paying a visit at Dooley place while Dooley is away. He approaches the front window of the house and attempts to break in.

Oscar: Testing! Give Masters his due. He links Small with Dooley even if it's just a guess.
Ang: (Sitting in the Com-V communicating with Stone over a wire) Oh! Never underestimate the Ferret. How's it looking in there?
Oscar: Sweet as! (Goes and plants a bug in Dooley's phone) Twenty minutes and Dooley's house will be wired for sound.
Ang: At no expense to the household either. (Oscar puts the phone back on the hook and runs upstairs). Oh Shit! It's Dooley, him and the girl. They're heading for the front door.
Oscar: (Suddenly turns back around so he's facing the front door just as he was about to enter through the upstairs door into the room). What?... She was suppose to call me.
Ang: Yeah! Well she hasn't. (Steps out of the Com-V and makes her way over to Dooley and Brittany who are standing out the front of the house).
Oscar: Ang, you're gong to have to get me out of here, Ang?
Ang: (Approaches Dooley and Brittany just as they are about to head inside)
Excuse me!
(huffing and puffing)
..Sorry...Bit out of breath. Looking for a guy who lives around here, somewhere. Name's Carl! Carl Blunden; Tall guy, dark hair, drives a heap. Lives on this side of the street.
(Points over to the other side of the street, while Stone tries to sneak past down the stairs and out the rear entrance unnoticed).
We're just not sure which place.
Mick: (Shakes his head) I don't know the bloke.
Brittany: Are you his girlfriend or something?
Ang: No! Work with him.
Brittany: Yeah! I think I know him.
Mick: No you don't.
Brittany: Yeah! He sounds like the bloke who lives in the flats down that way. (Points right, down the street)
Mick: What flats?
Brittany: The ah... The white ones. You know!
Mick: Oh bullshit!
Ang: Yeah! He does live in some flats. (Stone runs out the back undected while they're still talking)
Mick: We don't know the clown, sweetheart.

Angie and Stone both go and jump back in the Com-V and resume listening into Dooley and Brittany's conversation. Shortly after Dooley goes to make a telephone call to Small to arrange a meeting, while Brittany sneaks out the door and starts to make her way over to the Com-V.

Ang: Hallo!...(Oscar takes a sneak peak at the monitor) She's not heading this way, is she?
Oscar: Oh! She wouldn't?
Ang: Yes! She is.
Oscar: Shit!

Brittany: (Comes up to the door of the Com-V and knocks) I know you're in there.
Ang: Ohhh!
Brittany: Quick, quick, quick! Open up before he sees me. (Bangs on the door) How come she's allowed in there and I'm not?
Ang: Oh!
Brittany: I'm apart of this operation to, aren't I?...I can do the lock on this heap easy.
Oscar: (Finally goes and opens the door for her) OK! come in.
Brittany: About time (Climbs inside) Whoa Cool!

Meanwhile back at Pete and Danni's

Pete: Oh! One more load'll do I reckon
(Carry's in a chair and places it down in the kitchen).
Place isn't too bad once you get use to it.
(Danni looks at Pete and then goes and turns on the tap only to find muddy water comes out) Give it time, let it run. It'll clear.
(The water eventually runs clear).
See!
(Danni goes and fills up the kettle)
The work doesn't have to be done all at once. We've got the rest of our lives, aye!
Danni: Look's that way, doesn't it? How's that list of repairs of yours coming along?
Pete: Getting there!
Danni: Getting where? Shorter or longer?
Pete: I've gotta' get that thing off the stove for a start.
(Goes to pull the piece of board just above the stove off the wall, only to jerk back suddenly, falling violently against the back wall and winding up covered in soot and dust).
Danni: (Laughs and gives him a look) Longer!

Later on back at the factory enter Mac, Stone and Angie.

Mac: (Sarcastically) Dragging a girl off the street into the back of a van, very professional!
Ang: We had no choice. She just jumped in.
Mac: Couldn't you just have driven off?
Oscar: She would have jung off the bumper.
Ang: Yeah! Or got piss4d off and gone to Dooley.
Oscar: She's a wild one.
Mac: I'm beginning to think she's a bit too wild.
Oscar: She's keen. I think she's worth persuing.
Mac: So what was Dooley doing while all this was happening?
Ang: That's the good news.
Oscar: He teed up a meeting with Small. (Takes a drink of water)

A little later at Brittany's

Brittany: You want a menu?
Oscar: I want to talk about Small's party.
Brittany: Yeah! I get a few talkers. You know you're not bad looking for a cop. Oscar: This isn't a game, Brittany. One more stunt like this afternoon and my boss will pull the plug. You'll be off the team.
Brittany: Well sorry!I got excited. I've never done anything like this before, it's kind of neat.
Oscar: It'll get kind of messy if Dooley susses you out.
Brittany: Yeah! Well you said you'd look after me.
Oscar: Well I will, but no unnecessary risks, OK!
Brittany: Dooley's taking me to the party. (Sits down)
Oscar: Good!
Brittany: Can I have one of those listening in things?
Oscar: It's too dangerous. Just keep your ears open.
Brittany: That all?
Oscar: What you can do is help Dooley to impress Small.
Brittany: It'll cost you extra.
Oscar: Small will be cautious. (Sits down beside her) Build Dooley up if you can, but don't go overboard. Try and keep him out of trouble and don't let him drink too much. I'm relying on you.
Brittany: Oh! I'm important am I?
Oscar: Yeah! But don't get a big head (taps her on the forehead)
Brittany: Remember it'll cost you extra.
Oscar: How much extra?
Brittany: Not extra money, an extra something else.

Brittany later takes Oscar to visit her father in the hospital who's had a stroke. She introduces Stone as her boyfriend and Stone finds himself feeling rather uncomfortable through the whole experience.

Ang: That mate of yours, Brittany sure knows how to impress.
Oscar: Don't knock her. Impressing Small is what this is all about.
Ang: She's impressing him alright.

At Church and Danni's place the couple are making the bed.

Danni: OK! alright! Well I'm off to the amenities block.
(look down at the floor and spots something rather revolting on the floor next to the fireplace) Is that what it think it is?
Pete: What do you think it is?
Danni: Rat poo!
Pete: No! That's old pine nuts or something. Definately vegetables.
Danni: Hmmm! Funny looking vegetables. (Exits the room)
Pete: (Grabs hold of a note pade and begins writing) `Rat traps!'
Danni: (Call out in the background) Peter, there's no hot water.
Pete: Give it time.
Danni: How much time?
Pete: (Jots down on his pad; Hot water) Hot water!
Danni: (Enters) Does that list of yours have an urgent section?
Pete: I'll start one.
Danni: Pete! We really need to get moving.
Pete: I'll get onto the hot water first thing, promise. It'll be alright.
Danni: Yeah! Maybe I'm just abit tired, aye? Things'll probabley look a bit better in the morning. Night! (Jumps into bed)
Pete: Night! Ok!
Danni: Yeah ok!
Pete takes his pants off so he's just wearing a pare if bixer shorts underneath and then proceeds to turn the light off and get into bed.

Next morning Stone is waiting for Brittany to arrive at the park. He is standing waiting for her to arrive just near the tunnel under the bridge. When Brittany rocks up carrying a tape.

Oscar: How'd it go..last night?
Brittany: Special delivery, one tape.
Oscar: You didn't?
Brittany: Cause I did.
Oscar: I didn't ask you to do this.
Brittany: No, I used my initiative.
Oscar: Don't! No unnecessary risks, remember.
Brittany: Well I got away with it. Thought you'd be pleased, not pissed off. Oscar: I'm not pissed off. I'm responsible for you, for you safety.
Brittany: Yeah! Well I needed a distraction. Somehting to make speeping with that creep worthwhile.
Oscar: You slept with Small?
Brittany: You said help Dooley get ahead.
(Stone looks away) What's up am I in trouble?
Oscar: No! You know you're wasting your life. I mean, you aught to be like...Why are you doing this for?
Brittany: Job satisfaction! What do you reckon?
Oscar: Well you don't have a habbit, do you?
Brittany: Yeah I do! I have a habbit of having to look after myself because if I don't no one else will. What's it to you anyway?
Oscar: I just reckon it's a waste.
Brittany: You like me don't you?
Oscar: Yeah! And I reckon you can do better for yourself.
Brittany: You think?
Oscar: Absolutely!
Brittany: Well I'm glad you're not pissed off with me. (Kisses him on the lips).

Back at the factory where Oscar, Church and Mac are all standing around listening to the tape of Brittany and Small.

Pete: She's good!
Mac: It's inadmissable
Oscar: I know.
Mac: Tell me you didn't!
Oscar: No way! This is all her idea. I told her not to take any risks.
Pete: Well she's been paid for serivces rendered.
Oscar: I'm not her pimp.
Mac: The girl's a lose cannon who seems to be getting loser, agreed?
Oscar: Yep!
Mac: Well get her to introduce you to Dooley and then cut her lose. If you can convince him you're a buyer and get him to set up a deal we can bust him and then we can use him to get to Small but we're got to get her out of the equation, OK! (Oscar nods and exits). How's the move?
Pete: Yeah good! Still a few things to sort out, yeah! Slept like a log.

Meanwhile Angie and Danni are discussing Church and Danni's living arrangements.

Danni: I didn't sleep a wink; The hot water cold, the cold waters brown, the place leaks like a sieve and all the fuses are blown, but he's gonna fix everything in the morning.
Ang: You know the gunna gene is passed on from father to son.
Danni: Ha! In the morning. You know there aren't enough mornings left before the baby comes.
Ang: I know an effective method of dealing with domestic repairs.
Danni: Shifting house?
Ang: Nah! There's one kind of guy who isn't a gunna, a `useta'.
Danni: A useta?
Ang: A useta!

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