Toby
      
  
Toby is the Guitarist and vocal person of the band and provides much of the lyrical and musical material that the band do. He can often be seen chasing old ladies out of Asda on a Sunday morning. Toby’s musical taste includes such bands as MxPx, [Spunge], Pridebowl, Pulley and Dance Hall Crashers. Toby is currently pursuing legal issues. He feels the popular artist “moby” has ripped him off. He is suing on the grounds that the two names rhyme. (Please note: sometimes, rhyming can be a lot of fun, but it can turn out badly if you rhyme in a dangerous situation) Toby is always breaking his equipment, not in the usual “rock star” style, but by doing stupid stuff like dropping his guitar or standing on his footswitch too hard.  He is also responsible for the band going wrong a large percentage of the time.

Go see Toby in these funky pics  

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