David White
My whole life has been a mystery, my birth happened by accident when a space shuttle crashed into a hospital. The radiation from the shuttle caused me to grow into the unrully green beast known as Stiqs. Those who know me, think I am nothing more than a good natured, oddball person. But, little do they know I patrol the city of Gotham in my Dave mobile.
I like writing, I like sports, hockey rules. I have only seen one hockey game in person, but after I clone the entire world, I will create several clones of myself to go watch hockey. CFL football is the only kind, no NFL or XFL... anything else I have to say would be so bizarre, like my theory of the meaning of life. Trust me, you do not want to here my theories, you would question your belief structure or religion.
Friends and family alike, will agree... please help control the pet population, have your pet spay or neuderd