Frequently Asked Questions

Last updated: March 28, 2001

What are our "Vital Statistics?"
Brandy is 18 years old. She's 5'3" tall, weighs 100 lbs. and has green eyes and shoulder length light brown hair. She's bisexual and has 3 piercings, no tattoos (yet!)

John is 25 years old. He's 6'0" tall, weighs 190 lbs. and has baby blue eyes and short dark hair. He's straight and has no piercings (except ears) and two tattoos, one on each calf.

Are we married?
At the moment, no. Neither of us has ever been married before. However, on Friday, March 9th around midnight, John *DID* propose marriage to Brandy and she tearfully accepted. No date has been set in stone yet, but we're looking at September 1, 2004 as a possible date.

How long have we been together?
March 1st, 2001 was our six-month anniversary as a couple.

What exactly are we looking for?
We're primarily interested in meeting a sexy, single young woman (somewhere between 18-30) who is interested in getting to know us and playing with us sexually/sensually. We would also be interested in meeting the "right" couple. No, we will not split up or cheat on each other! We're only looking for experiences we'll want to remember, not the kind we'll end up forgetting or regretting. We can have sex (with each other) anytime we want to. There would be no reason for us to have a threesome with just any random stranger. The only reason for us to add YOU is if it's going to be a great experience for all of us.

What about SINGLE GUYS?
Sorry guys. Brandy has a man, and she's quite content with him. If you don't have a girlfriend who is ALSO interested in participating, please don't waste your time or ours. We won't reply. Not to be rude, but we get hundreds of guys a day, and we just don't have time to answer all of your questions. And no, we don't want to "just chat" or "just cyber" or anything.

I know you don't want a single guy, but I'm so perfect for you, so can I still IM you?
We would really, really prefer if you didn't. Look at it this way... we're really picky about the WOMEN that we'll meet. If you can't even find a woman on your own before you talk to us, what makes you think that a COUPLE would be interested? We are aware that there are couples out there who are really turned on by straight males and male-female-male threesomes... GO FIND THEM. We're a St. Louis Couple Seeking Bisexual WOMEN.

We're a couple, but we just want the women to be together while the men watch. Is that OK with you?
No. We're looking to participate as a couple. We're not interested in anyone who isn't comfortable sharing with BOTH of us. Situations where somebody is left out are much more likely to involve feelings of jealousy, possessiveness, anger, and discomfort. We want everyone to be comfortable and have a great time -- otherwise, there's no point in doing it at all!

I'm a single bisexual girl, but I'm not comfortable with being with a man… can I just be with Brandy while John watches?
No. We're not interested in anyone who is only interested in one of us. But if it's really that important to you, perhaps we might let you come over and watch us.

(We mention this stuff because some women have apparently got the idea that anything a woman wants to do sexually is beautiful and empowering, but anything a man might want to do sexually is dirty and shameful. They get really angry and accuse John of being a rotten selfish bastard when we say we're not interested. We don't understand this viewpoint, and while we won't try to stop you from believing anything you want to believe, we don't have to participate just to make you happy. Once again, we're only looking for experiences we'll want to remember, not the kind we'll end up regretting. We can have sex anytime we want to. The only reason for us to have sex with YOU is if it's going to be a great experience for all of us. And John's a pretty hands-on kinda guy, not a watcher.

Do We Have Nude Pictures That We Want To Trade?
Yes, we have taken some nude pictures. We have a pretty nice digital camcorder at home and so we can take any kind of pictures (or movies) of any kind of thing we can think of.... But no, we usually don't trade them with people. Most of the people who ask us for trades are very dishonest, very pushy and usually not all that attractive. We're only interested in trading pictures with REAL PEOPLE who are:
- Interested in meeting us in REAL LIFEEE! - A single female or a couple ONLY! (NOOO SIINGLE GUYS!)
- Willing to talk on camera/mic/phone FFFIRSST!

If I send you naked pictures of me first, you owe me some naked pictures of you, don't you?
No. We regularly tell people we don't want naked pictures of them. We WOULD like to see who we're chatting with, and we ARE hoping to see you naked IN PERSON, but we just aren't comfortable giving those kinds of pictures away. If you can first prove that you're a woman or a couple and we talk to you and find you interesting and attractive -- then and only then we MIGHT be willing to trade more explicit photos with you. We would prefer if you sent REGULAR, non-nude photos of yourself. They're harder to fake.

But I sent you a naked picture of me already... fair is fair!
What you are comfortable with is totally up to you. But we didn't ASK you for naked pictures, so we don't owe you anything for having sent them to us. There are thousands of guys online pretending to be women... If they managed to trick just ONE girl before us, they can send us HER picture and say it's them. We just aren't that interested in porn. Porn is interesting, and has its place, but we're looking for REAL LIFE, not pictures.

Brandy isn't real at all, is she? You just made her up to get pics of girls, right?
No. Brandy is 100% for real. In fact, everything you see or read on our website or in our profiles is true. And we already said (above) that we don't really care about pictures -- we want the real deal. Yes, she is very beautiful, and so we know that it can be hard to believe, but she's 100% real. And no, she's not fat, so please stop trying to think of a crafty way to get us to "prove" we're real.


(This is a technique that many of the "Picture Trolls" use to try to guilt-trip us into sending nude photos. It doesn't work with us, but it goes something like this: "Your pics don't show your body very well.. if I'm going to meet you, i need to see a clearer picture.") Usually the person saying this either has NO picture of their own, or the only pictures they DO have are pornographic. How come none of you ever bother to scan NORMAL pictures of yourselves? (We find that really hard to believe.)

How would you two want to go about setting up a real-life meeting?

We would prefer if it would go something like this:

  1. Talk in Yahoo IMs or exchange email to break the ice.
  2. Exchange pictures (if possible).
  3. Talk on mic, on camera or on the phone
  4. Arrange a meeting at a restaurant or coffee house
  5. After meeting, re-establish contact to determine interest
  6. If the interest is there, setup another meeting at a home, hotel or some other cozy, private place.

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