Torture is tested
using the masses
nobody knows cos
they tried to keep it secret

watch out for what you eat
cos eggs adopt disguises
stay away from furry cats
they used to rule the underworld

it's a cruel old world
and it's only getting colder
here's my suggestion:
shove it all up your ass

it's a cruel old world
and it's only getting colder
here's my suggestion:
shove it all up your ass

Woolworths carry the atom bomb:
a great gift for everyone
magic beans i ate last week
gave me dihorreah

Torture is tested
using the masses
everybody knows it now
cos i can't keep a secret

SOLO

it's a cruel old world
and it's only getting colder
here's my suggestion:
shove it all up your ass

it's a cruel old world
and it's only getting colder
here's my suggestion:
shove it all up your ass

rats ate my brain
and I cant think without it
they tied me to a chair	
and poked me with a stick

if you think your nose is broke
and you really need some coke
then here's my suggestion:
shove it all up your ass

it's a cruel old world
and it's only getting colder
here's my suggestion:
shove it all up your ass

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