Webmaster Jarred
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Hi, I am the web master of this here web site,  the following page will hopefully contain some relevant information about the background of Stop it Boys and how your ideas (our follows) get turned into web pages, as well as other shit about me.

As you would probably know I am not the original web master, due to the problems the original webmaster had with some of the stuff he put on here.  So I took the reins and have been mostly running the show for a while now.  

A bit about myself......  I am a high school drop out who works 2 part time jobs and is doing his MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) in between, so I don't have a lot of time to make web pages.

What do you think so far?  Does it explain much? Anyway here is some more.

The actual name "Stop It Boys" came from when we (most of us anyway) where in grade 8.  Brendon (a stop it boy) had a fight with an other kid (we will call him........fuckin dick head) during math's one day.  So any way Brendon and fuckin dick head are in class minding there business, trying to beat the shit out of each other.  So what does our teacher do?  Try and break it up thats what she did!  Our teacher at the time used to speak with a funny accent and all she did was yell out "STOP IT BOYS!",  it was a real laugh (you had to be there).   Gavin (a true stop it boy, pity we don't know where he is now!)  used to do a very good impression of it and it just went from there.  So when ever a teacher would tell us to stop doing something (example:-giving eric a pole root) Gavin would yell out "STOP IT BOYS!". 

Really thats it, you had to be there to have actually understand the significance of it!  

How do I put all this onto the web?  .  Well a very special girl does it.  Her name is (all machines are female that way we can call them bitches!), "The Station of Creation".  She is frequently getting face lifts (upgrades are what we call them) and trust me she ain't not average PC!  

Personal add for "The Station of Creation"

Hi Boys, I am looking for a partner to defrag me on those long cold winter nights.  I am tall thin, like to party and don't mind playing games (but not with your heart!).  If you want a girl that sounds like a helicopter when she really gets going then I am the girl for you.

My System Specs are:-

Celeron2 700 running @ 1.1gigahertz (that's 1100mhz) 

ASUS CUSL2-C Special Edition BP (from my mothers side)

320megs of RAM (how much do you want?)

Creative SoundBlaster Live!

Creative rivaTNT2m64 32meg (next to be upgraded)

10 gigs of RAW ATA100 storage (see what you can fit inside me)

Sony 12x8x32 burner (burn babe burn)

There is heaps (large amounts) more to come to this page, all I need is some pictures! Including the story of "The Tree in life and death" (you know the one that jumped out in front of me?), this will show case the death of a tree that cause me so much pain and sorrow. 

From The Webmaster, but you all know me as Jarred (that's right I am Jarred I am not anonymous anymore).