The K Files

Thanks to the popularity of the Justin FIles, we now have a section of Stop It Boys devoted to the sayings and doings of a particular person who shall be known only as K. Thanks for the laughs, K, and feel free to now compile an S File seeing as this was all S's idea!!

"Pliers are bad for your self esteem"	"Go me, go!"
"I'll attack you with half a brush" 16/11/02
"I'm a smart little chook"	"You're such a twat"
"I do believe that's called being human" 19/11/02
"Gag me with a wooden spoon and call me Charlie!"	"Hoppy thing" instead of "Kangaroo" 26/11/02
(After the driver disregarded the big red octagonal sign that said STOP) "You just ran a stop light!" 26/11/02
"I should stop put my fingers in bottles" 14/12/02	Statement from Sally: "Hey puddy cat" Reply from K: "Hi Sally!"
"I have a cold mouth, don't kiss my belly button" 26/12/02
"Water us, water us, I wanted to grow"	"Stop picking on K, I'll call the RSPCA" 13/02/03
(Whilst looking out the window at houses on the street) "There are houses - people live in them." 13/02/03
"Note to self: don't eat plastic" 13/02/03	"There's a truck coming in through my computer!"
"Guess what! I havent said anything studpid latley!" 21/05/03
"What's the biggest shopping centre in Queensland?" K's answer: "It'd be in Sydney, wouldn't it?" 24/04/04
"When I go to the show I'm going to buy a bucket of ferris wheel" 25/05/04	"A4 Battery" 17/08/04
Water is see-through, it doesn't cast a shadow. Clouds are made of water aren't they?
While driving up Castle Hill: "Hey you know they are making the wide roader? 11/06/05