I'm sure you're all familiar with "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" by Rolf Harris.  Thanks to Kerin, we were introduced to a new version of this song called "Beastiality's Great, Mate."  We had lots of fun inventing verses for this song, wth input from Brendon, Daniel, Eric and Wade to name a few.

Beastiality's Great

Beastiality's great, mate,
Beastiality's great.
Beastiality's great, mate,
Beastiality's great.  (Fuck a wallaby!)

Stick your log in a frog
Push some poo up a roo
Have a flog with a dog
Crack a fat over a cat
Let it loose up a goose
Spray your sprout up a trout
Share some sperm with a worm
Go and growl out an owl
Have a frig with a pig
Play with turd from a bird
Blow your load up a toad
Go to sleep with a sheep
Stick your cock up a croc
Go and hook with a chook
Rub some hair with a bear
Have a bath with a calf
Masturbate with a snake
Act a ho with a crow
Have a fuck with a duck

And here are a few lines submitted by Sheehy, who says "This aussie physio is working with us over in Ireland and introduced us all to it."   Thanks for the contribution!

Shoot your muck up a duck
Break a giraffe in half
(and possibly the best...)
Intercourse with a horse