Miss-Used Glove
by Daimon - A pinnacle of parodicity!  (parody of silverchair's "Miss You Love")
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The wife's away
And I've had a meal
Don't wanna pay slut
But I have no core
And I want it real
And I dont want her to stay
But I'm hot, not small,
Not to small for she'll feel
My handle everyday
With a Miss-Used Glove

A room for my pay
That I'm cumming in
Guess I'll have to pay but
She's basically dirt
And I'll f*ck her brains
She'll stick it in my date/butt...

I'm hot, not small,
Not to small for she'll feel
My handle everyday
I like prawns in my ass
And a frown from all the people

Remember your pay
I've no prospects with you
With your Miss-Used Glove
With Your Miss-Used Glove

Just poke me with glove
But I hate the way
You put it in the back door

You touched my nads
Part of me which I've never seen before and
I'm hot, not small,
Not to small for she'll feel
My handle everyday
I like prawns in my ass
And a frown from all the people

Remember to pay
I've no prospects with you
With your Miss-Used Glove
With Your Miss-Used Glove

Remember you stray
I've no repect for you
With your Miss-Used Glove
With Your Miss-Used Glove

I love you and your glove
But my date is grey
And you spewed on my back

Wookie
by Daimon (parody of Limp Bizkit's "Nookie")
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I came into this world as a furball
look at the death star, it's goin up in flames
rebels got away, burnin up darth vay
luke never knew his father was astray
hey i think about the day when solo ran away with no pay.
and jabba was in dismay
now, he dumped the cargo now he's fucked!
And now he's a captain, with a bounty on his boat!
hey like a hut...is luke feelin bad?
is he feelin crook?
it's kinda sad ewoks are dancin round feelin good.
you would think that luke be movin' on,
but he's hooked up on dad, what a crazy lad, not!
yoda should give him a break, let him save his mates
the force can go either way,
hey what the hell what you want me to say,
i won't lie luke goes to the dark side
(Chorus) I did it all for the Wookie
, c'mon, so he could get some nookie and stick it up your, yeah!!
why did darth do so wrong?
why did he wait so long, huh, to kill the emperor
but he did it and he's not the only one
underneath the sun who has bad credit
Darth cant believe that he could be deceived by his only son,
but in reality had hidden agenda to put the emperor in the blender,
and did not surrender, hey, like a hut (chorus)
I'm an animal.
Its so easy for me to rip off arms i do it out of spite
They tell you to let it go, but its easier when im having fun.
I appreciate it. I do, but just feed me a bone. Feed me a bone.
Just feed me a bone!! deathstar's out of range. your too far away.
you are gonna pay if the target isnt slain. (Chorus)