Oh Gay We
by Nassi & Chrisman
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To the tune of Do Re Me:

Oh, my dear, he is a queer
Gay, the sexual choice of INSERT NAME HERE - MUST RHYME WITH "MEN"
We, will always run from him
Far, because he goes for men
No, he's catching up to me
Aargh, I feel hes presence near
Gee, he's flopping out his dick
Now I scream "oh no, oh no, no, no, no"
Oh gay we far no aargh gee oh