The Original Stop It Boys Memorial Page
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I found a heap of stuff from the original SIB page that was never put up again after we rebuilt ourselves.  Just stuff like old pictures that we had and various bits and pieces that people had done up for the site.  So here they are, compiled in the one page, just for old times sake.

Stop It Boys Disclaimer:

Hi!  Thanks for visiting.

If you enjoy a laugh, have a sense of humour, don't take things seriously and aren't afraid of a little bit of foul language, then please by all means - go ahead into the realms of Stop It Boys!

HOWEVER:

If you are a wowser, you don't have a sense of humour, you get enjoyment out of complaining about things you deem insulting or you easily get offended, then
PISS OFF
because it's people like you who are turning this world into the politically correct, pendantic, prim & proper shithole that it is today, where nobody is allowed to have any fun anymore.  You must realise that the material on Stop It Boys is intended purely as ENTERTAINMENT and if you take it personally then what can I say?  Go read the news or check the frigging weather or something.  In any case, just bugger off.

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What the hell is Stop It Boys?

Stop It Boys was first started by a young teenage boy with probably too much time on his hands........  No really Stop It Boys was made on a Wednesday back in February 2001 and was setup as a way to pay out on people in a safe, caring environment (the internet).  But that did not work as some people did not like our opinion on some things (which was crap), so the best part of our content and then the whole site had to be taken off the net.  The new webmaster put it back on the net, but it still has not been the same. We are trying to improve our content but you our followers have to give us ideas, pictures and dirt to put on it.  If you want to be a Stop It Boys member go to the guestbook and post a sensible entry and give us your email address and you will get an email every time we update the site.

So what is Stop It Boys?  It is just a group of people who like to laugh about each other. Does not mater if you are black, white, homosexual or just really dumb, people are still going to put shit on you and Stop It Boys is the place to do it.

We have be told to stop, but we won't !

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Here at Stop It Boys we follow the 5 C's.

1. Cool

2. Calm

3. Collected

4. Coned

5. Cory (bighead)

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Eric The EEL

Eric's makes a splash in world pool
By Daimon Martin for the "Dickhead Daily"
21sep00

HE came here as an unknown swimmer from a country almost no one had heard of.

But today he is the biggest story of the Sydney Olympics.
Eric Moussambani, 22, from the African nation of Equatorial Guinea, has been interviewed by Time magazine, courted by American breakfast television and feted by the British press.

In Tuesday's 100m freestyle heats, Moussambani looked as if he might drown – but he kept his head above water and made it to the end of the pool and into the hearts of people around the world. By the time he had towelled down, Eric was the most sought-after swimmer at the Games, which isn't bad when you consider he only learned to tumble-turn a few days before the event.

Eric appeared yesterday on NBC's Today show and later recorded another interview with the network's Sue Kwon. He also recorded interviews with Spanish, French, English, Swedish, Japanese, Canadian and Australian media.

He signed autographs while walking the streets of Sydney and did a photo shoot with sportswear company Speedo, which presented him with a pair of full-length bathers and is talking about sponsorship.

In the afternoon, the English newspaper The Mirror presented him with a special gold medal on behalf of its readers.

Eric was happy to pose for the cameras but refused photographers' requests to swim more than two laps at the Cook and Phillip pool.

"It's too far," he said. "I need a rest."

The eldest of four children, Eric wants to go to university but does not have enough money. He lives at home with his mother and father.

His mother Lucia's phone has been running hot with news crews seeking her son's story. "I didn't know why he was going to those Games," she said.

"My boy went to training – I think that's what they called it – every day. He would come home all cold and stuffy every day.

"He got more and more interested in swimming. That was good because he already quit soccer, then he quit basketball. Then he started to run and he quit that, too."

Equatorial Guinea has only four athletes at the games and is one of the poorer African nations.

The athletes are given a little spending money, but make the most of the free food in the village. Eric said he was shocked to find, when he arrived in Australia, that he had been entered in the 100m event – he had never swum that far and doubted he could.

"It was very daunting," he said.

"It was a matter of national pride that I finish. The crowd kept me going.

"Getting to the Olympics was a dream and now it is all so overwhelming." Eric said that, if he could not find a new coach when he returned home, he would give up swimming, proud that he made an Olympic Games.

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The Wade files

Wade or 'The one with great big fingers' needs a root, we have been hunting him down one lately but it seems that every time he has been turned down.  We need your help!  If there is anybody out there who would like to give Wade your services (probably would not take long).  Please email us a pic of yourself (send anything) and an email with a short (not as long as Wades fingers) note about yourself. Send your entry's to stopitboys@hotmail.com.

The best entry will be our SIB or SIG (Stop it Boy or Stop it Girl) of the month and your name will be placed in our hall of fame (when it gets posted to the web). Come on, anybody male or female, make it up, you don't actually have to do it, we just want a laugh.

Come on who could resist a finger that big?

Here is an example of the entry's we want but make yours as sick as possible.

Hi, I am Kerry and I want Wade bad, I don't know why all those girls turned him down, I think he is sexy (in a nerdy sort of half drunk way).

Here is a pic of myself.

Here is one of our entries

Wade baby, here are just a couple of the positions i wanna put you thru!!!  I want you to work for my love!!!  From the BEAST!!!

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The Reason SIB Got In Trouble In The First Place:

Oh Gay We

Oh, my dear, he is a queer
Gay, the sexual choice of INSERT NAME HERE - MUST RHYME WITH "MEN"
We, will always run from him
Far, because he goes for men
No, he's catching up to me
Aargh, I feel hes presence near
Gee, he's flopping out his dick
Now I scream "oh no, oh no, no, no, no"
Oh gay we far no aargh gee oh

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This is a message from the original web master:

Three days. Not even three days.  Two days and 20 hours to be technical.  That's all it took.

It appears that in this short amount of time, some people took offense after reading some of the material that was on this site.  Let me quote a high-profile Australian public speaker, Alan Pease: "If you insult or offend one person or one group you can be accused of being discriminatory.  If you offend everyone you won't be accused."

In building this site, this is the approach that I took.  I tried to give everyone their fair share.  If you managed to read the "About Us" section in the past three days you would have seen that I quite graphically insulted a whole lot of people, including myself.

Unfortunately, however, political correctness caused some people to take this personally.  The "Stop It Boys" web site was intended to be a fun and entertaining way to show people around the world some of the (often unusual) things that we get up to over here.  Okay, some people may have taken a fair beating, but as I just said, it was all intended as fun.  You know - the Aussie way.  We make fun of someone, and everyone has a laugh at it - even the person who was made fun of.

Take Justin for example.  We all know that, yes, he hasn't exactly said some of the brightest things over the years, but the only reason why I put up the Justin Files was for a laugh.  I wasn't out to slam or offend him in any way - I just thought that people might get a laugh out of reading his quotes.  I know some people have been giving him a bit of a hard time at school, but in the end I think we all end up happier and in a better mood after reading material like that.

I thank Justin for allowing me to continue with the Justin Files.   It does takes balls for a person to allow themselves to be made fun of, but as I have already said, this is intended as fun and is not to be taken personally.  Good on you, Justin, for keeping up the spirit.

I have now removed the material on this site that I believed was causing the offense, and I would like to ask anyone else who makes an appearance on this site that feels offended to please tell me.  I have no problem with removing the material, but please recognise the fact that you are not the only person who gets a mention. This site should not be deemed as discriminatory, and it was purely intended for fun.

Sorry for being so serious, but I had to get this off my chest.  If you can't already see, I am a non-believer in political correctness and I hope after reading this you can see where I'm coming from.  

Christ, now I feel like I've just been told to provide a statement for a court appeal or something.  So on a lighter note, I'll leave you all with a (true) piece of advice:

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it...

February 21, 2001
(the former web master)

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Well that's about it for now, if anybody has anything sitting around on their computer from the good old days, please let us know :-)

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