Chapter Seventeen

Abs: "Hiya!" I said as I let Rich in. "Yea hi" He mumbled back. I sighed he was still mad but who wouldn't be? "Take a seat" I said motioning to the lounge. He sat down. "Look Nikki what do you want? You made it clear you didn't want to see me." I sat down. "Rich...there's something you need to know." He looked at me expectently. "Well?" He asked when I didn't continue. "Rich...I'm Abs" He burst out laughing not exactly the reaction I wanted. "N....Nikki if you didn't want to see me you didn't have to make up such a lame excuse" He said through fits of laughter. I looked at him discusted. "Rich this is serious I'm telling the truth." "Hahaha yea and I proposed to the Queen haha" I groaned rubbing my forhead. "Fine mate I'll tell everyone you snogged that transvestite thinking it was a woman in Spain" I shot out. He stopped abrumtly. "Wha...how....you...." I gave him a satisfieed smile. "Abs told you didn't he." "Excuse me? No I am Abs. Don't believe me still? Remember that time in America that guy wanted an autograph in the mens loo while we were pissing?" His ees widened. "Abs?...Thats really you...in there?" He asked pointing to the small tank top and combat pants. I blushed "Yea." "And...and on the date?" I nodded. He jumped up "Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww" "Oh please now you know why I didn't kiss you." So...so Nikki where is she?" "Well she's me..." I replied. "No way! This is un canny. How did it happen?" "Don't ask me one day we woke up and bam I was in this thing" "So...so whats it like? You  know Nikki's body and all." I gave him a sly smile "Well mate it's...eww no I'm not gonna tell you, you pervert." He frowned at me. "So what are you gonna do?" He asked. I shrugged "No bloody clue." "Oh good this means your not gay" He breathed. "WHAT?!" I exclaimed. He nodded "Nikki...well your body nearly kissed me....Oh shit Nikki nearly kissed me" He said happily. "Eeeewwww I nearly kissed you? Thats gross." "Yea I know" He laughed.

Nikki: I whistled as I walked up to my flat and knocked. Abs opened it. "Hiya Abidi...Rich" I breathed as he popped his head around the door. "Yea hi...NIKKI!" "Wha...what you...you know?" I asked shocked. He nodded "And you nearly kissed me right" I rolled my eyes pushing them aside. "How the hell did he find out" I asked angrily pointing at Rich. "I kinda told him" Abs replied sheepishly. "God can't you keep your mouth shut for once in your life?" I asked sitting down. "Hey Ab...Nik I'm not gonna tell anyone" He replied. I sighed. "I guess but..." "Look can we just try find a way outta this thats why your here" Abs said sitting down. "Ok lets go over the facts here" I said exsasperated joing Abs on the couch. "Ok so it started like this...."

J: "I'm so glad we're ok" I said stroking Whitney's leg. She smiled "Yea me two I hate fighting" "Whit...?" "Yea?" "Well you never really think of any other guys when I'm away and stuff right?" "What you mean apart from George our chineese take out guy? Noooo" She replied laugheing. "What a little greasy guy in a white appron and hat turns you on?" I asked pretending to be shocked. "Oh yea baby" she said jumping on top of me and wiggling her eyebrows. I laughed "Well you'll have to get me one of those hats." "I think we will Mr Brown" She said leaning in to kiss me.

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