"...we'll be sitting on a beach earning 20 percent."
"...I could talk about industrialization and men's fashions all day..."
"...will not be joining us for the rest of his life."
"...partial to Roy Rogers..." (With Bruce Willis)
"...Do you really think you have a chance against us?" (with Bruce Willis)

DOGMA...the genderless Metatron

"...as a Ken doll."
"...in my Companion's eyes..." (with Jason Mewes)
"Behold the Metatron..."

QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER...the merciless Elliot Marston

"Matthew Quigley is really beginning to annoy me."
"...you wouldn't like the bucket a bit closer?" (with Tom Selleck)
"...I was born on the wrong continent."
"...as fast as you?..." (with Ben Mendelsohn)
"Oh, by the way, you're fired."
"...never had much use for one." (with Tom Selleck)

ROBIN HOOD:PRINCE OF THIEVES...the sexy Sheriff of Nottingham

"...and call off Christmas!"
"...and found the home fires still burning hehehe..."
"The prodigal son returns..."
"Shut up, you twit!"
"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!" (with Kevin Costner)
"Why a spoon, cousin?..." (with Michael Wincott)
"Well, at least I didn't use a spoon."
"...bring a friend."