This speaks for itself and is, in my opinion, hilarious.
Okay, that's it! I give up! Someone explain to me why: I am a nice guy, not totally disgustingly ugly, no visible genetic mutations, and a great boyfriend, and yet I get repeatedly turned down or passed by for someone with the looks of an anatomy drawing done by a three-year-old retard with finger paint... who in turn treats the girl I was interested in like total shit, and yet she stays with him. I can't count the number of times this has freaking happened. It seems like everytime I'm interested in a girl, she's either taken or only attracted to the more unhuman-looking guest stars of Ripley's Believe It or Not.
What is with girls dating ugly guys who treat them like crap... I just don't freaking get it!!! I know a girl, that I was totally into, who was dating a guy who looked like the Elephant Man and beat the shit out of her on a weekly basis... but apparently that's better than dating me. Fuck you very much!
It's rare enough for my to really be into a girl... I'm very picky, and I like it that way. But every damn time I find a girl I'd like to pursue a relationship with, she looks right through me like I'm a damn window until she sees some mutated asshole... I'm over it!
From here on out, every damn one of you can kiss my shiny, stainless steel butt! Now pucker up, Buttercup!