My Favorite Quotes
"Nothing is more fearsome than hope's desperate fury." - *Michael*
"If the world didn't suck we would all fall off." - Jameson
"Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray to god you don't multiply."
"Nuke em til they glow and hunt em in the dark." - Erin's Chris
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - Gen George S. Patton
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." - Woody Allen
"Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart." - Kay Knudsen
"Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol."
