Penguin is my little bitch...

TormenT Logo = Sexy. Laurence != Sexy Beast... (emphasis is placed on the exclamation mark "!" before the equals sign "=", this means "does not equal". Therefore, Laurence is not a sexy beast...)

Well, I'm going to revamp the section about me, probably leave it as is, but add a link to a second page with (oh my god) pictures of me. Well, that's the plan, weather my logitec webcam will come online is a different story. Also, I'm having problems with the damn software for it, so I can't even take pictures. Oh well, it's an evil webcam someone sent me from canada (that'd be right, damn canadians fuckin up my webcam) wooooo.

Please note the following text is an extract from the original text that was displayed on this page, no I did not bother taking it out, nor do I intend to, I will however delete the above part several times when I do what I usually do, and don't update this page for 4/5 weeks, then get bored and come back to it.

I hope none of you expect me to do a crash hot job, because this page will be far from crash hot. If your looking for a crash hot page, keep looking. This site is about, nothing in particular, just my rants and ravings, my thoughts perhaps, and maybe even delving into the unknown into my life problems, and hang-ups. I guess you're saying, "oh no" again, well.. shit here, I'll give you the option of being a heartless bastard, and not giving a damn about my site, and just.. leaving, bitch. Heartless Bastard.

Okay, well.. if there is anybody left after most of you probably clicked that damn link, I say welcome and thank you for coming. If you want anything to be on this site just email me, or if I'm on your msn, pester the shit out of me, and I'll most probably get around to doing it within a month or two.

Well guys, that's it from me, I hope you find this site somewhat enjoyable, perhaps even serves as entertainment value if you feel like laughing at something, or dissing something. Once again I remind you, if you don't want to be here leave, Heartless Bastard.

- Michael.