| Miscellaneous Quotes |
| (Jean screams) Wolverine: I didn't know she knew words like that. Cyclops: It was probably your influence. Unofficial X-men Wolverine: "What happened here? It looks like a freight train full o' butt-kick rolled through with no breaks." Wolverine #98 Tyger Tiger: "There was an unfortunate and fatal road accident. Police Chief Tai was jay-walking just as my gas pedal got stuck." Wolverine #98 Wolverine (after having eaten blowfish poison): "What's for dessert?" Wolverine #107 Wolverine (watching the noodle vendor fight): "Don't mind me. Just go about your business...I'll just help myself and leave the money on the cart" Wolverine #109 Rogue: "Sayin' Ah tol' ya so is beneath mah dignity, so instead, ah'll just say...nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah." X-Cutioner: "I'd strike her if she weren't so darned cute." Gambit #5 Gambit (thinking): "I'm the leader of the geek patrol. That makes me king geek." Gambit #12 Gambit: "Doom's been missin' since Onslaught. This ain' him." Sek: "Yeah, you're Mr. Ice. The fact five other Dooms showed up wasn't also a clue?" Gambit: "Hey, Spock isn' s'posed t'make fun of Kirk in front of the aliens!" Gambit #12 Jake: "Remy, have I told you how much I hate you today?" Gambit: "Jake..you--uhm...look...well...uhm...Will you marry me?" Jake: "Hate. You." Gambit: "Okay, okay -- how 'bout jus' some hot lovin?" Gambit #13 Rogue: "In scientific terms: a-duh!" Gambit #15 Stan: "No, Grigori, KFC does chicken right, Wendy's is one lets you have it your way!" Grigori: "Does not, Stan!" Rogue: "Morons, whoever they are. Everyone knows Burger King lets you have it your way." Gambit #15 Sek: "Rogue, right? I've seen the pictures in Remy's wallet. I take it you've come looking for your...boyfriend?" Rogue: "Well, he is a friend, and he is a boy, but sometimes one plus one doesn't equal two." Gambit #15 Rogue: "Greg -- Stan --- What you guys just did..." Greg: "Momma always said Poppa was loony tunes." Rogue: "Well, Momma knows best! Thanks, guys." Gambit #15 Rogue: "What am I going to do with you Remy LeBeau?" Remy: "I have a list, but I left it in my other pants." Astonishing X-Men #1 Rogue: "Belladonna and I have been scoutin' out the area leadin' to the Assassins Guild while we waited. That and comparing notes on Gambit." Wolverine: "And?" Rogue: "Apparently he has a mole on his..." Ghost Rider #26 (Rogue stares at the Em'krann crystal) Gambit: "You like it Chere? I get you one for Christmas." XTAS "The Phoenix Saga Part 2" Gambit: "Not at all, Madame. I am well accustomed to traveling in the company of a crybaby." Jake: "Hey!" Gambit #12 Gambit: "What's the matter?" Jake: "Uhm...I can't find me." Gambit: "Is this like an Oprah-thing?" Jake: "No -- I mean literally --" Gambit #14 Toad: "You know, whoever said that tight, little t-shirt doesn't make you look like the team pansy was lying, Cyclops." Ultimate X-men #3 Quicksilver: "Missing an engine, Cyclops? Cyclops: "Missing a face, moron?" Ultimate X-men #3 Storm: "You know, you're suprisingly articulate for a big Russian farm boy who's only been in America ten minutes, Colossus. Did professor X write all that down for you?" Colossus: "As you're perfectly aware, I was nine years old when they smuggled me into America, Storm. You're the one who learned English from John Wayne movies in Morocco. Personally, I think you're just jealous because that web site ranked me as the World's Sexiest Mutant and you came two places behind Beast." Storm: "Do I look like I care about an online poll by a million Japanese teenagers? They probably just thought you were they new Digimon or something, anyway." Ultimate X-men #7 Cyclops: "Got the ring, Alex?" Havok: "What's it worth to you?" Cyclops: "Want to die, Alex?" Unknown Psylocke: "Why is it you men always seem to talk in macho slogans?" Unknown Storm: "No fear, Gambit, I have you." Gambit: "Stormy, we got to stop meetin' like dis. Folks, dey'll talk." Storm: "Use that name one more time -- and I shall give folks something to talk about!" Unknown Rogue: "Ah'm crankin', guys, pushin' to the max. Good news is, the flight'll be quick. Bad is, for y'all, it'll be downright miserable." Wolverine: "Should'a brought a coat." Bishop: "I should have had my head examined." Unknown Gambit in the Pentagon: "You t'ink dey serve drinks at de late show?" Phoenix:"I think the more nervous you get the more jokes you crack." Gambit- "Shh. Ancient family secret." Unknown Jubilee in regard to Bella Donna- "You mean, someone was actually desperate enough to become...MRS. Gambit?!" Unknown Eric Lensherr: "What was that you said? Any dream worth having---" Charles Xavier: "---is a dream worht fighting for." Eric Lensherr: "Ha! Fine and noble words, my friend! Someday I'll carve them on your tombstone..." Unknown Thor: "Thou hast made a grevious error this day, foul villian!" Gambit: "Sorry Goldilocks..." Unknown |