Beer Prayer

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed by thy drink
Thy will be drunk
At home as in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The bitter and the lager
Forever and ever.

BURP!