THE WINNER!!!  ^.^
visit her site!!  juss click on the section on the main page entitled :  Amy's taking over... the corner.  or... click here

Amy's site
Okay my mom is like a Christian fanatic and as we were driving one day, she saw this guy with a bumper sticker with something about Jesus on it.  She liked it so much she sped through traffic to get next to him at a stoplight to ask where he got it. :0\
I play soccer and I was with my mom looking for soccer shoes.  We were at like Sports Chalet or something and all they had were like men sizes.  So she complained VERY loudly to the (male) person that ws helping us," WHY do you only have men's shoes?!  What makes men so special?!  They disgraced us in the World Cup while the women won!  This is RIDICULOUS!!!"
Everytime a guy calls me she asks, "Are you seeing my daughter?"  "You don't try to feel her up... do you?"  "Do you plan to have sex with Amy?"
When we go places, if she thinks some older guy is looking at me wrong, she goes up to him and says LOUDLY, "You know she's jailbait... right?"
When I wanna go somewhere with someone, she ALWAYS asks if they're friends with Beckie and if not, she says they're probably irresponsible.
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