| Stories |
| So I'm home and in my room and I hear her talking. So I think she's talking to me so I go out to the living room to see what she wants. I find her talking to my goldfish. |
| When she was yelling at my dog <and this has happened many times> she yells at him using my name. For example: "BECKIE?! Why did you poop in the garden?!" o.O |
| Interacting with the animals... |
| Interacting with people... |
| Sometimes I think she thinks she's still in Korea.... So one day we were at VONS and she was buying stuff and then when it came time to pay... she starts negotiating the price with the cashier. |
| "Hello? Is Beckie home?" "Who is this?" "Beckie's friend -----" "Oh... so... do you go to the... Granada?" "Umm... ----" "Oh... how long do you the know Beckie?" "Hmm...---" |
| She picked up the phone and didn't answer with like a "hello" and yelled at my sister for not doing so first. |
| My mother keeps a pretty nice garden in front and back and there are like various fruit trees, her favorites being the peach, pomegranate, and lemon trees... these are also the squirrel favorites. So one day she like stalks into the house with a half eaten fruit in her hand and demands that my father buy and shotgun and kill all the squirrels in the neighborhood. |
| My mom HATES lizards and so I hear her literally SCREAMING my name from the front yard where she was watering the plants. So thinking she was hurt I ran out... only to find her pointing at a lizard and like putting a rock into my hand. When asking what the rock was for, she told me to stone it and kept hiding behind me and shoving me towards it. I wouldn't do it so she threatened me. Needless to say... there was one less lizard in the world. |
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| look!! buns!! ^.^ ~~> |
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| My mom wouldn't let me go to this mini reunion because she thought someone would find out and get jealous that they weren't invited and come shoot us all. |
| Embarrassing me... |
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| When I had gotten my wisdom teeth pulled out, I had to go to Rite Aid to get my pain medication. So my mouth was getting pretty bloody so I needed to change my gauze. As I was walking to the car, my mom disappeared and right as I walked past this aisle my mom pops out and goes BOO!!! -.- |
| The same day I got my teeth pulled, I couldn't eat anything so while we were at Rite Aid and she usually never lets me have junk cause she says I'm fat. So she was like "Do you want some chiiiiiiiiiiips? Do you want some COOOOOOOOOOOKIES???" |
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