| 9 |
number of homeruns Tino had through July 31st |
| 314 |
number of feet down the line at Yankee Stadium |
| everyone |
number of people that realize how pathetic that is |
| at least 30 |
number of homeruns you have to hit in a season to earn the nickname "Tino
the Bambino" |
| 0 |
number of people (excluding immediate family) who think he's a good player |
| 0 |
number of teams that were willing to make a trade with New York that included
Tino Martinez |
| 17 |
number of players named "Martinez" that are better than Tino (at
any level of professional baseball) |