Pairing: F/S
Raiting: none for now!!!
Summary: before the quest, Sam gets an idea!</i


PROLOGUE

 SAM was very sad. He sats in his bedroom with his head in his hands, just moments earlier Gandalf had told him he would be going with Frodo to throw the ring in Mount Doom and he couldnt beleive his bad luck "Why o why" said Sam "this is a terrible fat that has been bestowed on me. I did not ask for such things, I am only a gardener."

JUST then there was a knock at the door "Come in" said Sam quickly drying up his tears "Oh its you" it was the Gaffer, his father, a stout elderly hobbit of some renoun who was renouned as a very famous gardener in all the Shire, he not only looked after the garden at Bag End which is were Frodo and Bilbo lived he also made his own plants by inbreeding them you would think that a man who spent all his time making plants would be gentle but the Gaffer was also renouned for being cruel and hardy and stout and unnatural especially to Sam who was his stupidest child.

"SAM!" shouted the Gaffer "Didnt I ask you to hoe the taters!"

Usually Sam would have aquiseced straightaway but today was different "I have been sent on a special mission to destroy evil!" he cried woefully

"What are you talking about you idiotic beast" said the Gaffer "Im sick of your lies, if its not a broken arm one day its bear faced lies the next when will you learn and get your life in order you are the laziest person I know I am ashamed to have such a creature for a son. I've never been so malined"

"NO dad it's true" said Sam "Gandalf said I have to go"

"Didnt I tell you not to listen to that Gandalf with his wild unkempt hair and his fireworks" screached the Gaffer "Didn't I tell you to stay away from that madman now you are embroiled in his dirty underworld I know it. I've heard all sort of tales how will we get you out of this I don't know" he started hitting Sam with a chamber pot in his face

"I didnt mean to" said Sam" He pulled me out of the bushes"

"AND JUST WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE BUSHES!" said the Gaffer "Being homosexual I suppose with Lotho Sackvile Baggins!"

"Im not gay!" denied Sam to tell the truth he did not yet beleive he was gay only metrosexual after all that's why he had been in the bushes he had been collecting soil for his facial scrub.

"I dont know how you grew up so abnormal!" wailed the Gaffer in lament

"Its not my fault" whined Sam "Its Mr. Frodo;s.

"Didnt I tell you to stay away from that Mr. Frodo except for making him breakfast and weeding his garden and other erands!" screamed the Gaffer "That Mr Frodo is nothing but trouble he is deranged!" With that he grasped a rake and started whacking Sam in his ribs

"Ouch ouch " cried Sam

"YOU FOOL!" shouted the Gaffer

JUST then an idea hit Sam, harder than the jam jar the Gaffer had just thrown at his kneecap . He didnt tell the Gaffer but he had come up with an idea, he would RUN AWAY. it was so simple and his journey with Mr Frodo would be the perfect oportunity. He would go to Bree and get a job and change his name all of a sudden he was filled with excitement

"YOUR RIGHT DAD" he cried and he ran away to hoe the taters.


CHAPTER ONE: AN UNMIGATED HEART

THAT night Sam was putting on his best hair gel he had a date with Rosie Cotton the prettiest hobbit in the SHire. He was going to marry her everyone said so, Rosie, his father, Rosie's father, everyone. He was scared because he would have to tell her that he was going on a journey to destroy evil and she was hard to tell things to as she always liked to shout and that made Sam anxious and when he got anxious bad things always happened. He didnt know why they did they just did. Sometimes he could come home and be really sad then he woudl take the hoe the Gaffer liked to beat him with and hit himself with it over and over again once he had done it he had passed out and the side of his had bleeded a lot and the next day Mr Frodos uncle Bilbo had fixed it by doing magic. Bilbo had learned magic from the elfs and even the dwarfs with whom he had spent much time with. Many of these magickal cures where a little strange and BIlbo often asked Sam to help him with his magick especially when he wanted it to rain or he wanted to forsee the future it always involved Sam being naked whcih he didn't like but Bilbo siad it was nessessary because that's how the elfs did it.

Once Bilbo had drank the blood of a worg.

Sam could hear the Gaffer shouting downstairs and this made him rmember his date iwth Rosie was coming up and he was very nervous again. HE just wished everyone would be quite.IN fact everybody was always shouting at Sam sometimes he just felt like crying. When he thought about it only one person didnt shout at him and that was Mr Frodo. Sometimes Mr Frodo did shout but he didnt mean it, he had a lot of disorders since when he was a child he had no friends and was an orphan and this made him kind of crazy The Gaffer also said it was becauese was gay but the Gaffer said everyone was gay he was a very suspicous hobbit. Sam didnt mind these excentricies, One thing that made him strange was he was a hyperchondriact, he was always thinking he had special diseases. He had a giant book of elfish disease nd he liked to read about them and thenext day he would have whatever the book had said. Mr Frodo was also bipolar and allergic to lemon. Mr. FRodo was the most special hobbit he knew.

Finally Sam went outside to meet Rosie. When he did she was standing at the gate, "Hello Sam" she said.

"Hello," he said nervously. When he was nervous he chewed on his tongue until it bled he started doing this now. "What are you doing" asked Rosie "Didnt I TELL you not to chew on your tongue that is a filthy habit!"

"Yes dad" he said absentmindedly

"What did you just call me?" Rosie fumoured "I hope you dont do that at our wedding, I will be disgusted if we are getting married and blood starts dribbling out the sides of your mouth, and then it will get all on your good shirt! I hope you have mended your good shirt for our wedding is in a few days!'

'I forgot ' said Sam he had been so caught up int he idea of destorying all evil he had forgotten

'DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO RMEEMBER YOUR SHIRT' said Rosie 'DIDNT i send Nibs over with special instructions on how to mend it I don't know I just really dont know I have to ask you a hudnred times to do anything yor completely useless day after day its the same thing and then youare also always late cant you just be on time for once OH I am sure you are on time when your precious Mr Frodo calls or when that crazy Bilbo wants to do a rain dance I saw you doing that last week you know you have no shame such a big thing you are rolling about int he mud naked DIDN'T I TELL YOU not to go near that crazy Bilbo I dont care if you say hes a religiuos man he smokes far too much weed - I hope you are not going to smoke so much pipeweed when we are married it smells terrible and DIDN'T I TELL YOU to ask Gandalf about cures for quitting i honestly don't know you never do anything do you I bet you were just thinking about fireworks like a juvenile child you are really just wehn are you going to learn Sam when? Ive discussed this with your father perhaps its time you were sent to work somewhere proper like on a farm have you ever thought of that HAVE YOU!'

Sam was aboutt o answer when he felt something grab his ankle. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH he screamed, he was sure it was Lotho Sackvile Baggins wanting to play the caterpiler game again as he was pulled into the bushes but then he notcied familiar scabs and dead flakey skin on the arm and hand grabbing him "Mr Frodo?' he said

"Shshhh" said Mr Frodo whow as dressed as a pumpkin this was another one of his disorders he often forgot what he was

"What are you doing in the bushes sir!" asked Sam scandalized he was not used to seeing his master rummaging about in the dirt like a lowly worm

"Im spying on you" said Mr Frodo

Sam blushed

"Ha ha I'm joking" said Mr Frodo "Well, only a little I have come to tell you that it is time to leave Gandalf said it is impereative that we leave this night for evil will soon cover all the lands in a third age of darkness"

"But Mr Frodo" said Sam beginning to sob "Im not ready to go fight evil sir I havent even packed or told Rosie I love her or-"

"Thats ok!" said Mr Frodo a little too eggerly "Im sure she wont mind, especially with Ted Sandyman to console her as he does in the grain mill every Thursday and Saturday night, ha ha ha!" with that he began muttering and placing his head which was enclosed a large finely sowed orange sphere in his hands

"What!" said Sam "Mr Frodo!" he began to cry

"Dont cry" said Mr Frodo "We're going to die I think so it doesnt matter, ha ha ha!'

Sam felt strangely cheered by this because now it meant he could truely run away he hadnothing to live for nothing at all everyone was mean to him and hurt him he could go to Bree and change his name and start a new life and not feel guilty about anything "Lets go to Bree!" he said happily
They snuck out of the bushes and ran up the road as fast their little legs could carry them. The night was dark and glittered with stars. IT was very beautiful. Mr Frodo pointed out all the constellations on the way as they sped through. He is very clever, Sam though admiringly.

Soon they were nearly out of Hobbiton and into the darkned forests ahead. They were running without looking wher they were going. Suddenly. Mr Frodo fell flat on his face

"Oh no!" cried Sam "Frodo Mr Frodo are you alright!"

He bent down to help his mater up but just then a hand shot out of the darkness and pushed him away. Sam screamed in fear. But then the shadow rarranged itself and Sam founding himself looking into thee yes of Mrs Frodos cousin Merry Brandybuck.

"Mr Merry"! he said

"Hola, Sam" said Merry

"What are you doing here" said Sam

"Ive come to help you " said Merry "Me and PIppin'

Pippin jumped out from behind a cart eating an apple

"Hullo Sam" said Pippin "My my you do look flustered"

"Why are you waring a green carnation" said Sam

"Oh that old thing" said Pippin "I just through it on this morning"

Frodo was finally up after rolling around on the ground abit since his costume was so round and kind of awkawrd "Oh dear," he said "I suppose you and Pippin must know all about my secret and the terrible burden Sam nd I must carry, ha ha, oohh we are in a fix now"

"Certainly we do" said Merry"We heard all about it in the pub"

"From WHOM!" FRodo demanded getting angry

"Sam told everyone" said Pippin "Hes very naughty, amybe you should spank him"
"Um" said Sam

"UM" said Merry

"I cant spank anyone" Frodo said "I have a loose wrist and muscular atrophy, ha ha ha ha" he sounded sad

Sam remembered Mr Frodo was a hyperchondriac but maybe he did have those things becaus ehe wasnt very good at stuff like normal hobbits did he was very good at playing chess though
"I didnt tell anyone Mr Frodo" Sam protestanted "Youve got to believe me"

"Well it doesnt matter now" said MR Frodo "But I have a secondary plan which I beleive will help us.I have bought costumes with us and we will be disgused so that we may get to Bree"
He opened his bag and pulled out several things. Pippin complained that they were dusty and Merry hit him. But soon they were safely or so they thought on their way to Bree.

THEY arrived in BRee two days later, tramatised and violated by orcs, chased and scared by ringraths. but at lest the Dark Lord had not recognisd them he thought they were not hobbits but a wolf, a bellydancer, a teabag and a Ancient Roman. THEY MADE their way to the prancing pony, waearny and scared and frightenined. But even as they did Sam remember his plan. Tonight he would steal at least 100 grignots (middle erath money) from Mr Frodo and then he would run awy, finally free, the visage of liberty.


chaptrTWO

That night was late and dark. Sam and Frodo and Merry and Pippin were sleeping Aragons bed after the ringwaifs had torn up their beds with their swords. Sam listneed to everyone breathing and he was very nervous he wondered whether he could get up without waking anyone up. He had to be stealthy. Swlowly he got up in the dark and put his shoes on but just as he was about to tiptioe towards the door he heard a voice

"Sam?"

He froze int he dark "Shh" he said "Im just going to empty the chamber pots

"Oh that is good" said Mr Frodo "Ha ha I thought you were going to run away ha ha"

"Stop laughing!" said Sam angrily and he ran out the door

A/N: LOL OK SO I SKIPED SOME CHAPTERS TO THE LAST CHAPTER LOL basically nothung much happened except sam changed his name to a hans hammerheand velansquez and lived in bree and got a job as a shoemaker but he had a lot of emotional problems so he started killing ppl anyway int eh meantime everyone went tont he quest and frodo saved middle earth and sam became the most popular shoemaker but he also had a deep dark secret it was that he would kill anyone with white hair becua sehis father the gaffer had white hair and he would remove their skin then make shoes of them so n one ever knew anyoe one morning...

Sam/Hans was standing in his shop one morning very early waiting for the first customers it had been so long since everything since that fateful day he had run away he had never looked back. He had spent 2 years buildin up his store and then finally a number of franchises all under his name and now he was a rich hobbit everyone came to him for their shoes - elfs, orcs, mens, hobbits, wizards, witches, ents - little did they know the shoes were made out of the skin of their fellow citizens! PEace recently rained over MIddle earth since Frodo had destroyed the ring and now orcs and elfs could regulary be seen in the streets laughing and talking together it was a good time tobe rich. Of course he missed his friends he didnt care but he was so rich. Just then the bell over the door tinkled - who can it be?

A hobbit walked in and he was wearing a suit like a mouseketter, he also had terible sorisis around his eyebrows "Hello" said Sam/Hans "Welcome to Hans Hammerhand Valansquez Super Shoe Makery how may I help?"

"HMm" siad the hobbit "I am looking for a pair of boating shoes as I am going on a trip very soon"

"Theres something familiar about you" asid the hobbit who looked exousted and strange

"I dont think so" said Sam ascertearning that perhspa this wsa a witness to his terrible dark crimes "I never leave my shop"

"Sam! Sam!± Its you! Haha!"cried the hobbit

"Mr FRodo?" said Sam suddenly dunerstanding why the hobbit was in costume andhad such bad sorisis and kept laughing wryly

"IT IS YOU!" SAID mR frodo "OMG, i cant believe it"

The two hobbits cried an hug then they drank tea

"But why did you run away sam - i mean, hans, ha ha ha" said Frodo

"I hated my father" said Sam "I wanted a new life now I have it"

"I needed you to help me on my journey" Frodo said sadly

"But you had merry and pippin" said Sam "Aragon didnt want me to come anway he said I smelled"

"It was just my sorisis ointment, ha ha" said Frodo "It was in your bag anyway merry and pippin are dead"

"Noooo!" said Sam "How!!!"

"THey fell down a well in MOria!" Frodo wailed "Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha!"

"Didd by any chance you recover the bodies" said Sam thnking perhaps he couild make Mr Frodo a nice gift out of his cousins

"No" said FRodo "the orcs ate them"

Suddenly sam had an idea

"Mr Frodo" he said "Will you help me kill my old gaffer?"


CHAPTER 3

Sam an Frodo hid behind Sams house on Bagend row they had just returned to HObbiton where noone had seen them for so long except Frodo he still hid there but many people were confused because what was he now? Everyday he would dress up as something new today he was a white panda bear. Sam who as you will rmeember kind reader was now called Hans Hammerhand Valesquez he didnt want neone to know he was Sam so he wore a special shirt whcih ahd the name of his shop on it also a name tag that said HANS everyone who worked as his shops had these because they were frenchises. Frodo was not very hapyp to kill the gaffer so sam had put a speical potion in his breakfast that hed got from the elfs it made himw ant to kill everything.
There was a pile of bricsk next to the house
"Quick Mr FRodo get one!" said Sam Frodo amulated towards the bricks a giant panda bear

"lololol" said Sam it was such a site because there werent many pandas in HObbiton

"I cant lift it Sam" said Mr Frodo "Its too difficult in my costume"

"Sigh" said Sam Mr FRodo was always so damn weak! but hwas really good at chess "Carry it on ur head shhh" he said

"That is a good idea" said Frodo he put it on his head it didnt hurt him because of his costume he put it on his head.

They snuck around the back of the house where Frodo emerged from his bag a ladys silk stocking "Where did you get that!" said Sam

"Rosie Cotton, ha ha" said Frodo

Sam wanted to cry

Well, asid Sam, "We had better tell your Uncle Bilbo we are going on a picnic"

"Okay' said Frodo he waent inside inside bag end everything was dark and gloomy it as very spooky

"OMG what has happened here" asid Sam "I do not remember this place to be such a place of woe"

"After I left everything felt into despairer, ha ha" said Frodo "My uncle Bilbo was meant to get married to a widow from Buckland but on the day of the weding she did not come now he has never been able to mend his broken hear, in fact some people say his heart lef t him that day and that at night if you wander by the trees you can hear his ghostly heart beating and moning for its master, ha ha ha!"

Sm was very scared about this since he had killed so many people had he blieved in ghosts always and had been frightend that would come back to steal his sole he had heard horror stories about it why did sam kill so many people? Well he had nver been able to explain ti but he knew it was becaus ehe was unhappy. Firstly he hated the gaffer he wanted to kill anyone with white hair like the gaffer had. Sometimes the mere site of a plant or vegetable would throw him into a terrible rage he would scream and shout like a harpy and roll upon the floor madly he had never been so sad. And then he would take his blowing hat and go outside in to the dark and rain and in a cloack he would choose his next victim! Sometimes it was a mere child sometimes it was a lonely widow and he would murder them, then he would cut the skins off their bodies and amke shoes often times he left these shoes for charities especially orphans. Maybe Mr BIlbo would know about his terrible crimes!

Frodo led the way down the darkend hall it seemed to go on forever and ever and never end it was neverending finally he pushed open a door, Sam gasped! Horror HE HAD never seen anything like it! Here was a great table set for a banquest a wedding one but everything was old and decrapit! Mice ran in and out of a hallowed cake there where cobwebs everywhere and at the headof the table in an olden days HObbit wedding gown sat BIlbo he looekd like a vampyre he held his head to his hands "O woe is me" he said "When will my bride come when!"

"Its me FRodo, ha ha" said Frodo

"Frodo" said BIlbo "Is Mimosa here" for that was the name of his bride

"She is not" said Frodo he knelt down and held old Bilbo's ahdn suddenly Sam remembered something. He remembered something TERRIBLE he remembed how BIlbo had made him rain dance so amny times he rmemebred all the hurt the pain!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he screamed "NONONONONONONONONONONONO AAAAAH" BIlbo reared up like an eldon donkey he got from his chair madly his gown flashing white in the wind he ran around the room "What is happening what is happening" said Frodo but bilbo kept running. Sam chased after him with a torch of fire in his hands BIlbos dressed flipped madly about he stumbled over the table of cakes it was nothing but a faslh in the darkness as he did so many creatures come out! SPiders and mice and eargwigs and catterpillers all with wild abndon they crawl everywhere even a owl hoots over the table. Bilbo screamed a terrible wail fromt he mouth of hell it seemed to come.

"ILL KILL YOU" shouted Sam "ILL KILL YOU!!"

"Waaaaaaaah" cried Frodo "OMG"

"DIE DIE DIE" scremed Sam he threw the torch and what do you think happened?? Well I will telly ou it cought Bilbos hair his hair was on fire!!! He jerked about

 "MUUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA!" laughed Sam

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" squealed Bilbo Frodo began to sob Soon all of BIlbo was on fire he couldnt stop burning evne the table was bunring Frodo fell to his knees his face sooty and ashen he wept Sam laughed with glee but then he saw the falmes coming closer he bit his tongue in terror he grabbed Frodo's jacket and dragged him off into the night cackling madly he had a wild gleem in his eyes FRodo was sure this would not be the end of his murderous plans!

"NOW WE HAVE KILLED BILBO WE MUST KILL THE GAFFER!" said Sam

Frodo just cryed but he was scared to dye


CHAPTER 4

Mnay miles later they were at the door of Sams house. He knocked at the door for some moments there was no answer but then it oepend, o couse, it was the gaffer

"No salemen!" he said

"Buts its no saleman its me your son Sam" said Sam sweetly, he took out his lute and began to strum a sad song "IU have comet to make amens"

"SAM!!!!" cried the Gaffer "AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD HOW COULD YOU LEAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL WRENCH DAY AFTER DAY I SLAVE FOR YOU JUST FOR YOU TO RUN AWAY THERES BEEN NASTY ROMERS ABOUT YOU WHERE YOUVE BEEN SOME EVEN SAY YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING IN THE SEX INDUSTRY!"

"Now now father dont be angry" said Sam "I have come home I have been too far off lands earning riches come I have buitl you a house int he woods"

The gaffer slapped sam angrily Sam tried not to scream "WHAT BUT YOU CANT JUST COME BACK HERE LIKE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED I TELL YOU MY DEAR BOY IT IS ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING CUR!"

"Please see the house i have built for you" said Sam "Its is double story"

Sam took the Gaffers one hand Frodo took the other and they led him into the woods slowly they walked down the path as the Gaffer got angryier and angryier finally they came to a stopping "Well where is my house" said the Gaffer

"HERE IS ITS!" said Sam and with that he took out the brick and hit the gaffer on the head!!! he made a moan like a terrible animal fromt he bottom fo the sea "aarrgghg urrhghghghruhhgahgda" he said

"omg" said Frodo

"SHUT UP" SAID SAM he threw the brick at FRODO "hit him or i kill yuo!"

"OMG" said FRodo he smacked the Gaffer ont he head really hard the gAFFER fell itnot he mud twitching and groaning Sam took out a ha mmer and hit his skull while Frodo hit him tiwht the brick soon he was dead

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed Sam

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, haha" screadm Frodo

They rn away crying

CHAPTER 5

It seemed like it was night after night they escaped, so many miles, on and on they ran finally they were at Buckleberry Ferry. They stop. "Oh Sam " weep Frodo for he was so sad with much toil

"Its ok" said Sam "It is all over now they will never find us"

"What will we do now' said Frodo

"We will go to the Gray Havens" said Sam "We will live there with my mom"

"Sam I am so scared" said Frodo "How will we get a boat"

"Do not turmoil" said Sam "I WILL FIND one"

"Haha" said FRodo

"But first theres one more thing I must do" said Sam

"omg what is it" said FRodo who was intriged

"I must kill you" said Sam

"WHY!!!1" said Frodo

"Because you have never loved mR Frodo" said Sam "But i have always loved oyu and you have refused me all this timeThat is why I have killed everyone you loved yes! I killed Merry and Pippin!"

"WHAT!!!! NO THEY FELL IN MORA" cried FRodo

"THAT IS WHAT U THINK" said Sam "BUT IT WAS ME WHAT DID IT, MR FRODO. MUAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FOOL! DONT' YOU UNDERSTAND!"

"What are you saying!" cried Frodo

"I WAS SAURON!!!!" sreamed Sam "I HATED EVERYONE SO I BECAME TEH LORD OF DARKNESS I BOUGHT THE RING FROM A TRAVELLING SALEMEN THEN I PLANT IT IN BILBO'S POCKET AND I HIRED GOLLUM!! WHTH THE MONEY FROM MY FIRST YAER IN BREE I PAYED TO HAVE MORDOR BUILT THEN I WA THE DARK LORD! I THOUGHT IFI WAS THE DARK LORD YOU WOULD BE FORCED TO LOVE ME BUT NO! OH MR FRODO MY LIFE HAS BEEN FULL OF SUCH PAIN BUT YOU HAVE NEVER LVOED ME! "

"This is not true it cannot be" cried Frodo "HOw could you!"

"Do you even know of my life do you know of its pain" said Sam " I was born as a pantomine horse
ugly as the sun when he falls to the floor I was cut from the wreckage one day
this is what I get for being that way"

"NOOOOOO" cried Frodo "I cant believ u killed my cousins!"

Sam grabbed his knife and edged towards FRodo frodo begins to run but Sam cathces him it's sSam Sam on the left side and he's heading towards Frodo and FRodo is running running he's coming up the towards the river and it's Frodo, Frodo, Frodo who'll reach the raft! But Sam's gaining nwo he's been training for a while he's in excellent form he makes final leap and he catches Frodo frodo is CAUGHT!

"Noooooo" screamed Frodo Sam slit him with his knife!

"I dont want to dieeeeee"! cried Frodo

"Its too late for that!" Said Sam and he cut off Frodo's hand!! Frodo looked in horror as his hand "Ha ha!" Sam said he flung it into the river all of a sudden Crocodiles swarm to eat it! "Noooo" FRodo cries

Sam cuts off Frodo's legs "Noooo!" cries Frodo "Oh oh oh Sam!"

"I hate you!" screamed Sam

Finally there was not much of Mr Frodo left just his head Sam threw it in the water wtcaching the crocodiles eat it. As Frodo sinks below the water he hears a final word "I love you Sam" ?

CHAPTER 6

Nobody ever heard from Sam again all his stores closed and some say he too disappeared or died somwhere becoming nothing but a ghost. Many say that still the ghosts of Bilbo the Gaffer and Frodo walk the earth every year wedding bells are heard at Bag End and where the Gaffer died a ghostly house appears and the Brandywine can be heard to say I love you Sam, but where is Sam?
He is at one with the dawn as he knees in the sunlight the day after he kills Frodo sobbing into the grass then the sun rises. It makes everything read and golden it touches all the plants this is the final vision Sam sees he passes out of all consciousness and this world he is not dead, for he will never walk again but still he knows for he has transcended, in the skirmish wings of his terror.