But even the strength of four of the evilest beings ever known was not enough to get through to Babby Ben, as his weed consumption is too high and he just laughed at them. The three tried in vain for many days to get through to Babby Ben, but to no avail. But then, on the last day, Ben ran out of weed, due to the rise of hippys in this country. Coming out of his little stoned world, he soon realised what his evil bandmates were up too. Eager to save the world (and all its pot) he hit them over their collective evil heads with his ever present lucky drumstick and they all fell on the floor in a big evil heap. Realising his time was short, Ben ran (hard for a seasoned pot smoker) all the way to The Ganja Messiah's Pot Palace behind Kwik Save and explained his problem. The Messiah gave Babby Ben a few ounces of his very own Special Special Makes You See Fairies weed and wished him luck. Ben pegged it all the way back to where his evil bandmates were lying unconsious and proceeded to skin up the biggest most packed spliff ever made. Just as he sparked it up, the demonic trio woke up. They tried and tried to summon their evil powers but the fumes off of Babby Ben's killer spliff were too much for them and they slumped back down in a stoned haze. The power of the Special Special Makes You See Fairies weed was so great that all the evilness disapeared and normality (whatever that is) returned, and they all lived happily ever after thanx to Babby Ben the Drummer Boy.
The moral of this tale children is that weed CAN save the world. And that there is a Pot Palace benind every Kwik save in Britain.
PS This story is not true. Me ans my sis made it up coz we was bored. But we hope you enjoyed it anyway.
Enough of this nonsense. Take me HOME
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