So what the hell is a VEX RED i hear you cry? No it isnt a sexually transmitted disease, VEX RED are an up and cumming English ROCK band and they are very very good. So there.

This is a 'grungey pinup' called Terry. He sings and plays guitar. Apparently, according to a member of THE PATTERN, he is a slut. So thats nice to know.

This man is called Nick. He plays guitar and sometimes bass.He has scary knees and tried abysmally to trash Bens drumkit when i saw them. Testosterone eh.....

This young man with the tiny penis is called Ant. As in Anthony I would guess. He plays guitar (i know, lots of the buggers aint there).

This ickle sweetie is called Keith. Awwwww int he sweeeet. He does keyboards and all the sampley bits in the songs. And sometimes plays bass. Cant you people make up your minds?

This boy is called Ben. He hits stuff with sticks.I don't think the camera people like Ben, as there aren't very many pictures of him. Oh well. Ben is a naughty boy. He smokes (drugs) while hitting things with sticks. I saw him. Tut tut.

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THE BLOKES

VEX RED are 5 youngish (cept for Ben- he's a babby!) blokes from Aldershot. They were 'discovered' by music guru Ross Robinson.They have an album out next year, called 'Start with a strong and persistant desire'. I cant wait!!!!This is teh current lineup, before Terry joined and the red got signed, they had a singer called Sean. There are a few Mp3s floating around with Sean on so hm yeah. Babby Ben joined earlier this year, replacing drummer Ash. So now you know.