Snow shite and the seven whores By Smell, Holly and Andrew |
Once upon a time, a long time ago, lived a silly old wench mother and snow shite the ho. "Mirror mirror in the brothal who is the biggest pimp of them all?" "Why wench mother, you are the biggest pimp of them all- but wait what is this i see, fair Snow Shite has lost her virginity." (cut to Snow Shite) "Wow that was bloody good, I think i'll open a brothal in the wood." And there she met the 7 whores. She had them all and wanted more! She had them all, one by one, then all together just for fun. "Thats enough of fun and games, piss off to work while i inject my veins." (singing)- "Hi ho hi ho Its off to rape randy ferrets we go With a muzzle and a whip and a beating stick Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho" Soon the wench mother felt rather vain, and looked into the mirror again. "Mirror mirror on the brothall wall, who is the biggest pimp of them all?" "Why wench mother, it is Snow Shite. She's been shagging every night. Now she has her 7 whores, of having sex she never bores." The Wench mother was horrified. "Im gonna kill the little bitch!" She cried. "The stupid bitch has to go. I'll kill her with a poisoned dildo." The silly old wench mother knocked on Snow shites door, dressed as a convincing pimping whore. "Here is a dildo for your pleasure, please use it at your leisure." Snow shite accepted with much joy, little did she know it was such a deadly toy. Her muscles started to go in to spasm, as she reached her amazing orgasm. She collapsed on to her bed, her legs widely spread. The poison rushed quickly to her head. As the whores came back from their day, they opened the door and stood in dismay. " Oh my god!" Cock said, " I think the whore is bloody dead!" They shook her, shaked her, kissed her, raped her. Whatever they did she would not wake, so the whores chucked her in the lake. But then the Prince screamed "But no, she'll drown. I want her alive to share my crown. I will save you my princess. I will settle for no less." So the prince dived straight in, forgetting that that he could not swim.. He splashed around short of breath, until he met his tragic death. Then the whores squealed with glee. "Now we can have a massive orgy!" |