Best Things About Being A Girl

A girl can wear guys clothes and not look totally weird! I mean, if a guy wore a girl's clothes well, you know what I'm saying!

Our friends don't say "Hello" to us by punching us on the arm!

If we're on a ship, and it hits an ice berg, we know we'll get seats on the lifeboats!

There are always cubicles in our bathrooms!

Dark circles under your eyes? A ait? Just cover it up with some makeup! No sweat!

We don't have to shave our faces every morning thank god! (Youch!)

We get to slay scary vampires! Uhuh!

We don't have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce to make us look tough

At least one girl always survives in horror flicks!

We don't have to wear Y-Fronts, and our underwear is totally prettier!

No matter how old we are, we can always take our teddy bears to bed!

We don't have to wear really sweltering hot tuxedos to the prom or to weddings!

Nose hair, ear hair, back hair? Not a problem for us- ha!

Slumber parties! Ah, guys are so missing out here!

We don't feel the need to slap our friends on the back when they do something well!

Pick up lines Are something we don't have to practice!

We can get away with wearing platform shoes to make us look taller!

We give great advice! (Ever seen a guy do an advice column?)

We always have the coolest supernatural powers on the TV shows!

We've got far better clothes than guys!

We can paint our nails and do facials without feeling silly!

We have the sweetest songs and poems written about us!

We don't have to sit on our wallets

Girls can carry a handbag which holds absolutely all the necessities, without looking strange!

We're called "Tomboys", guys are called "Girly Sissies"- what would you prefer?

Girls have much nicer, neater handwriting than most guys- its true!

Our magazines have really interesting reads and loads of horoscopes and fun

Girls with guys first names (like Bobbi, Joey etc) sound cool, but it totally doesn't work the other way around (ever seen a guy named Margaret or Jane?)

We can create 'girly' pretty sites, and not be embarrassed!

We can like colors like pink and babyblue, and not be laughed at!