Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice? -Because it said 'concentrate'.
What's the definition of eternity? -Four blondes at a Four-way stop.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? -Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little envelope.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? -take out the pin and throw it back!
A brunett turns to a blonde and says "oooohhh look at the poor dead bird." the Blonde looks towards the sky and says "where i dont see it where?"
what do you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? an air mattress
why did the blonde bring a ladder into the bar?she heard the drinks were on the house
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. "Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
A Blonde and a Brunette get in an Elevator. A cute guy gets on at the same time, but he had bad dandruff. When he leaves the Brunette says "he's cute, someone should give him head and shoulders though" the blonde replies "how do you give shoulders?"
How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions