Yo Mama Jokes

Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike? You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
Knock knock. Who's there? Sham. Sham who? I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her
Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking
Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic? A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
Yo mama's feet are so scaly that they filmed Crocodile Dundee in her footbath.
Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.
Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.
Yo Mama's like the Pilsbury Doughboy. Everybody wants to poke her.
Yo' mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.
Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future.
Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.