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| The Heinous Group |
| Heinousness in the Modern Era |
| The Exon Valdez Incident - March 1989 |
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| Capt Hazelwood |
| 30 minutes before the ship left port, members of the Heinous Group clandestinly boarded the Exon Valdez, snuck into the ship's galley and replaced Capt Hazelwood's Folger's Crystals with coffee - flavored instant vodka. The rest is history. |
| "That's gooooooooood coffee! Lemme have another cup!" Shortly before running the Exon Valdez aground in Prince William Sound, Alaska. |
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| "Thanks to the Heinous Group, we were able to take the insurance settlement and move to Santa Monica, where we can now lie in the sun and shit all over everything just like we always dreamed!" Wally & Juanita Walrace, formerly of Prince William Sound, Alaska. |