YEARS ON THIS PLANET SO FAR: 21
EYES: Both...oh sorry - Brown! DOH!
STATUS:.........Attached *SHOCK HORROR*
CLAIM TO FAME: Sitting next to Liam Gallagher at Oxford Circus Tube Station....or walking past a Sky News Reporter, waving and mouthing 'HI MUM' during a riot
CLAIM TO SHAME: Dying my hair blond. I looked like a total and utter gimp
IDEAL MAN: I'm with him. Caring, sensitive, funny and 100% gay! I don't have to compete with female squidgy bits
FAVOURITE FILM: Waterworld - yeah yeah I know it flopped!! Or Interview with the Vampire
MOST HATED FILM: The Sixth Sense - overrated shite!!
FAVOURITE SONG: Spice Girls - Holler or Michael & Janet Jackson - Scream
MOST HATED SONG: That fucking Angel song by Shaggy or I Try by Macy Gray!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza...as long as its non-meat. I'm not a veggie - I just don't eat meat!
LEAST FAVOURITE FOOD: That would be meat then....or FISH EURGHHH SEAFOOD STINKS!
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: 'Pants', 'This is Wank!', 'Totally yeah!!' or 'You fucker'
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: 'Alright mate - did you watch the game last night?', 'Corr look at her baps'& 'Pint please!'
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No.
EVER HATED ANYONE?: Hell yeah! Haven't we all?.
YOU SOUND BITTER?: Bitter? Me? No no no not at all. Who the hell are you anyway?
WELL I'M YOU - YOU TART: Really? OH shit - so I'm being interviewed by myself?
THATS ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT!: Arse!
TO BE CONTINUED...
