Ahhhh I see you have reached my ROT page. This page contains things and people that I hate. Mostly celebrities. Take a look...
TARA PALMER-TOMKINSON
This old slapper famous for being a friend of the royals, snorting charlie......and little else! She talks like she has a permanent cold and is a toff of the highest order. In short - she stinks.
THE ROYALS
The mumping poncy royals. 90% of them do nothing. They sit there in a household that takes £35 billion to run, make the odd appearance to the gullable public who are prepared to bow to such parasites. The Monarchy are a sham. HORRAH FOR ANARCHY!
ANDREA CORR
The flawless looking Andrea Corr. The most attractive of the 3 Corr sisters but, surely all that pouting can't be good for you. Maybe if she had an ounce of personality...
POSH AND BECKS
Him = a Millionaire footballer. Talks like a 3 year old and dresses like Danny LaRue. Her = 1/4 of one of the biggest and best selling girl bands of our time. She can't sing, looks like an oven ready chicken and has a face like a slapped arse. OK I'm jealous of there millions...
BRYAN MCFADDEN
Westlife singer Bryan. Engaged to the equally grim ex-Atomic Kitten warbler Kerry Katona. Together they provide the public with the most sickening couple in show biz. He sings like he's straining to get one out and has a face like a bag of wet shit.
LADY VICTORIA HARVEY
And finally to this lazy trout. No doubt she has never had to lift a finger in her life. She has the personality of a baked bean.
I make no apology for my antiroyalism. I cannot stand toffs and hate people who pout. These people BUG ME!
Other guff..
S Club 7 - when are they going to all going to leave the planet? Section 28 - The law that disallows raising awareness of homosexuality in schools. Had it not been for this law, I would not have been riddled with guilt as I was growing up. Tennis - I hope it rains until the tennis has finished. Tell me what is the point? Mouth and Foot - a new strain is coming. By christmas you will ALL be vegitarians whether you like it or not! Bill Gates - My Pc at work has died 3 times this week. Each time I have been on a deadline. When I get hold of you I'm gonna (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) and then I'm gonna (CENSORED) (CENSORED) without any anesthetic! BWAA HAHH HAHAA
