Asstin Sucks and tats ta Buttum Liean, CUZ HE's STOOONEEEDDDD DRUUUUUUNNNNK!

ASSTIN SUCKS! and ASSTIN CLUBS!

Stone Cold Steve Austin. Just listening to his name
makes my stomach gludge with disgust!!! I can not stand
this mother****in prick. I don't even know where to
begin. First of all Austin is not a good wrestler. When
was the last time you saw this guy use a clean suplex??
The only thing that Austin is good for is well... actually
there really isn't. Asstin is the name I love to use for this
mother****er because its the best name for him. Since
his arrival in the WWF Asstin has been pushed farther
and longer than any other wrestler that I have ever
witness (in any organization). Somehow Asstin has been
a fan favorite even though he flips his own fans off!!
Before Asstin came to the WWF, wrestling was very
competitive and "clean". I kinda agree that change had to
happen since WCW was gaining ratings, but why
Asstin!!!?? Well, Asstin is a beer-swelling drunkin
ass**** with a smile that would give you a bad breath!
WCW appeals to what's "in" and WWF uses Asstin to
appeal to the losers, trailer-trash bad-mouthed pricks
who can't hold a job simply do to the fact that they swear
and play around on the job! I am sadden at times to be a
loyal fan to the WWF (Undertaker) because the
organization has turned "bad-mouthed".

Now if Asstin sucks so F'n bad then why does he win
matches after his opponets literately beat the living hell
out of him?? I have never seen any wrestler beat Asstin
fairly after he gained fame. No matter what kinda match
it is, Asstin is made to be the winner even if he loses!
(remind you of Hulk Hogan). But seriously, Asstin never
loses cleanly. During matches I see wrestlers such as the
Undertaker and the Rock beat the bald one to hell and
back. After what seems like for eternity of hell beat'n,
Asstin gains enough strength and "stuns them" or gives a
low-blow!!! Asstin always says that he just whooped
your ass. Well, s*** whenever I see Asstin fight, he's the
one who's getting his ass whooped!

Stoned Drunk Asstin is a bad influence to any age group.
This man really needs to be kicked out of wrestling and
put into an alcholic anymolous program for ass****'s. I
pity the fools who are think that they are fans of Asstin!.
If it wasn't for the trouble the WWF had in the past with
WCW, then Asstin wouldn't exist! Right now I believe
that Asstin is to used up and his angle is going nowhere!
If the WWF wants to go on to bigger and better things
than ditch the bald drunk ass and leave his beer to
comfort.

Asstin 0:00= I just whooped my own ass!

Plan and simple, Asstin is nothing more than a drunken trailor trash joke and a stain on the World Wrestling Federation. So, if you are against the drunken one (that means you are smart BTW) than join these clubs and let your voice be heard!

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