**Marc Lloyd**

Ladies and gentlemen,I am Marc Lloyd coming to you live fromm tonight's sold out EWE house show in Seattle,Washington. I realise it's out of the ordinary to broadcast any part of a house show,but I've been told that an EWE legend would be making his appearance tonight. This could be him right now.

[A black stretch limousine begins to make it's way into the building as the photographers begin snapping pictures. The limousine comes to a hault as the driver gets out of the car and runs to the back of the limo. He reaches out and opens the door as two large black men wearing a suit,tie,and CIA ear piece as the photographers continue snapping pictures. The two men put a finger up to their ear pieces before one more man leaves the car,followed by the man everyone has been waiting for--Chris Jericho.]

[Chris Jericho leaves the car as the two bodyguards that left the car first move the reporters back. The third bodyguard then leads Jericho through the crowd of people. A reporter then snaps a picture without Jericho being ready. Y2J,without stopping,snaps his fingers and points at the reporter. One of his bodyguards then sprays mace in the photographer's eyes,sending high pitched screams from the man. The other bodyguard then tackles him. Jericho almost reaches the backdoor to the arena when Marc Lloyd yells out to Chris.]

**Marc LLoyd**

Chris! Chris! Can I get an interview?!

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Dammit,so close. Hey buddy how's it going?

**Marc Lloyd**

Chris,can I get a few words from you for the people that are watching?

[Jericho looks at his bodyguard,who is holding up the can of mace again as if to say,"Should I?". Jericho shakes his head no and flashes a small smile towards Lloyd as the guard puts away his pepper spray.]

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Well,Marcy,you caught me at the right time. I haven't had my doctor reccomended dose of dumbass today. Go ahead and ask away,boy.

**Marc Lloyd**

Well,uh,okay then. Over the past couple of months,we've seen you or so we thought competing in the EWE. Now that you are back,on Monday Night War,there's going to be a match with the winner gaining the rights to the Chris Jericho name as well as it's legendary status in EWE. What are your thoughts on this match?

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Yes,Marcy,over the past few months a travisty has come over both the EWE locker room and the EWE fans. Not only has the locker room been without the leadership and the guidance of the King of the World,but these loser fans have had to watch their fellow loser replacement for me lose match after match. These children who come to see their favorite wrestler beat the hell out of everything and everyone that moves have been without a hero and role model for the past few months. But,daddy's home,Marcy. No longer will I sit by and watch someone take my name and my legendary status only to trash it just like any one of those other wrestlers in the backstage area would do. On Monday,when I come down to that ring and have to look at myself almost on the other side,I have to remember it's not my gorgeous face that I'm beating into a bloody pulp. It's the face of everything and everyone that I've always hated. Lloyd,it is the face of a failure. He tried to take everything that I had and run with it. As if that didn't piss me off enough,he had to be such a freaking loser. But all those wrongs will be made right when I smear his ass all over the canvas on War.

**Marc Lloyd**

Well,Chris,there has been some speculation that perhaps neither one of you is the real Chris Jericho and that the real one is just sitting back biding his time. Or maybe,the current Chris Jericho was the real one all along and you're the imposter.

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Marcy,let me ask you something. Are you wanting to get beat up tonight,or are you just that stupid. Now,Lloyd,it might be easy to think that I'm the fake Chris Jericho. I mean,all I've done is win the European Championship,Intercontinental Championship,Tag Team Titles two times with Steve Austin,and most importantly,won the EWE Undisputed Heavyweight Championship on three seperate occasions. I mean,having only done that,of course I'm the fake Jericho! Call the cops,Marcy! Are you retarded or something,junior?! Lloyd,I have etched my place into the history books of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. I lived through three different name changes here,two or three different owners,and I'll be damned if I'm going to be driven out of here by some Chris Jericho wannabe. Marcy,I am the rightful owner to the name of Chris Jericho and the legend that comes with that name. And I am not going to let that other Jericho or anybody else for that matter get into my way. Not even you. Move your fat ass,junior.

[Jericho and his bodyguard push past Marc Lloyd before entering the building. The steel door slams shut as Lloyd regains his composure and looks into the camera to give his final words.]

**Marc Lloyd**

Well,ladies and gentlemen,you heard it here first. This Monday on EWE War,the two Jericho's will walk into the ring,but one will walk out with a name change along with the legendary status and the other will walk out needing a new name. Tune in Monday to se just what happens.

[Marc Lloyd lowers the microphone as the scene begins to fade out and go to a commercial promoting this Monday's episode of Monday Night War.]

[The scene re-opens to show the inside of the arena where the fans are shown sitting in their seats,waiting for the show to start back up. The fans that had gone to get refreshments and buy their t-shirts during the intermission make their way back to their seats as the show comes back. Their excitement turns into one big boo of hatred as the countdown to Y2J appears on the Jumbo Tron,winding down from five to zero. The count eventually reaches zero as the lights go dim and the entrance video for Chris Jericho plays. The video ends as the pyrotechnics explode and is joined by unfamiliar music. Instead of Jericho's normal entrance theme,"Break Down the Walls",we are joined by his new entrance music which is the hit single "Polyamorous" by Breaking Benjamins. The crownd boos louder as Jericho makes his appearance on stage with his back to the fans and the entrance ramp and with his arms raised high in the air.]

[Jericho spins around twice in a circle,then stops facing the entranceway and the still booing fans. Chris begins to make a cocky walk down to the ring as his theme begins to play and the fans still express their hatred for him. Howard Finkel enters the ring as Chris gradually makes his way to the bottom of the steel ramp and makes the ring announcements.]

<>Howard Finkel<>

Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome down to the ring at this time,Y2J,Chris Jericho!

[As Howard speaks,Chris makes it to the bottom of the ramp and walks up the steel steps. Before getting into the ring,Jericho throws his arms over the top ring rope and poses for the fans,who are still busy booing the King of the World.]

[Jericho then climbs through the ropes and into the ring,where he continues to pose for his fans,who still aren't too thrilled with Chris being in the ring to begin with. After a few minutes,Jericho reaches outside the ring and takes the microphone that Howard Finkel had just used for the ring announcements and makes his way to the middle of the ring. He signals for the music to be cut,and it eventually dies down and the lights return to their normal coloring. Chris then puts the microphone up to his lips and begins to address the fans.]

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

You know,after being gone for about two months I was expectig a hero's welcome. You know,red carpet,exotic dancers as far as the eye can see,royal treatment for the King of the World. But instead,I come back and have to hear you people once again. I really shouldn't do this but right now,I'm going to thrill every one of you with something you aren't priviledged enough to hear. The sultry sound of my sexy voice. So without any further ado,Ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls,Ass cowns and Jerichoholics,allow me to once again say Welcome to EWE IS JERICHO!! Yes,children,once again EWE is finally Jericho. And believe me,I'm not talking about this wannabe Jericho that I'm gonna have to fight on Monday Night War. I'm not talking about him and I'm sure as hell not talking about that undeserving EWE Undisputed Champion Test. Wait,I'm getting off track here. I'll get back to Test later,right now I wanna focus on my look alike opponent. Christopher,did you ever watch EWE on television while you were switching channels between gay porn and Teletubbies? Junior,I ruled this place the last time that I stood in this ring. While you were at home eating Pringles in your Laz-E-Boy and screwing your sister,something these people in the arena know a lot about,I was here putting the Undisputed Championship around my gorgeous waist. Christopher,I was the man in EWE. I WAS EWE,dammit! And now,you're standing out here losing match after match and trashing the good name of Chris Jericho. I stood back and watched you do that for too damned long. Now I'm back,bitch,and I want my revenge. Christopher,I could not have come back at a better time than this. You see,you've been entered into the Royal Rumble next Sunday,and I made sure that,not if,but when I defeat you in the middle of this ring,I am going to take your spot in the Royal Rumble. And after I proceed to throw dumbass after dumbass over the top rope,I'm going to go onto Wrestlemania 19 and take that Undisputed Championship for a fourth time and sling it over my shoulder. Then will I be able to show the world and the rest of the world,just why I am the Highlight of the Night!Now,like I said before,on to you Test. You're at the top of the mountain,and that's respectable. Only a select amount of people are allowed at that peak. But an even more select amount of people are allowed to come back and reclaim that position at the top. Test,that's something that your's truly has done a number of three times. And as soo as I rip right through young Christopher and win the Royal Rumble,you and I automatically will meet at Wrestlemania. That Test,is something you should be worried about. Because I'm the type of person that will put up a fight even if I'm in a damned wheelchair. I am not in any way the type to just lay down and die. And leading into the Royal Rumble and right into Wrestlemania 19,I will make sure that you Test,little Christopher,and the entire EWE locker room will never...EEEEEVVVVVVVEEEERRRRRR...forget that again!

[Chris Jericho finishes speaking as "Polyamorous" blares over the loudspeakers once again. Jericho drops the microphone and makes his way up the entrance ramp as the fans boo him and he walks behind the entrance curtain. The show then cuts to another commercial]

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