^^Fan^^

Mr. Jericho! Chris,can I get an autograph?!

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Dammit,I'm always so close to getting away. Yeah,kid,what the hell? Give me the autograph pad and let's get this overwith.

[The young man hands Jericho his notebook along with a black ink pen as Y2J half heartedly gives the boy an autograph.]

^^Fan^^

Hey,by the way Chris,congratulations on winning your way back into the EWE man. It's been so long since that place has an actual wrestler. I mean,with guys like the old Y2J,Triple H,and especially that big retard Test. Those guys just suck. But you are a living legend. It's just so great to see you back.

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Well,I'll be damned. An EWE fan with some actual taste. I've been trying to get it through everyone's thick skulls that these people suck donkey balls. It's about time I meet a fan that can show the respect to a legend that is so richly deserved. So you gonna be watching the Royal Rumble this Sunday?

^^Fan^^

Oh,hell yeah. I wouldn't miss the chance to see you throw twenty nine other guys over the top rope. Your second match back and you're gonna get the chance to win one match then get the Undisputed Championship match against Test at Wrestlemania. It just doesn't get any better than that.

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Well,kid,so far you're a hell of a lot smarter than anyone else I've ever met on the road. You're alright kid. Now get the hell out of here before I call security on you. Little bastard.

[The young fan runs away from Jericho as he keeps the autograph book and sits down in the driver's seat of his car. Jericho starts up the car and backs out of his parking space as the fan runs back up to him and knocks on his window. Jericho gets startled and then with an annoyed look on his face rolls down his car window.]

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

What the hell do you want? I thought I told you to get out of here you little girl? This had better be important.

^^Fan^^

Hey,man,what happened to that fifty dollars you promised me if I'd say all that stuff in front of the camera? Come on,man,you promised me a fifty.

[Jericho looks at the camera and looks embarrassed yet aggravated as he reaches into his pocket and hands the boy a fifty dollar bill.]

^^Fan^^

Hey,can I keep that autograph you gave me too? It might be worth something someday.

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

You're trying to cheat me out of fifty bucks and trying to get a free autograph?! Tell you what,(Jericho throws the autograph out the passenger window and into a field.) Fetch,Junior! Get the hell out of here. Little bitch.

[The fan runs away from Jericho's car as Y2J puts the car into drive and peels out of the parking lot. The scene then fades to black and disappears.]

[The scene reopens to show the inside of the arena where EWE Sunday Night Heat is about to take place before this month's Pay Per View spectacular,the EWE Royal Rumble. The fans are just starting to make their ways towards their seats as Jonathon Coachman and Lita are sitting high in the nosebleed seats of the arena talking about tonight's Royal Rumble matches.]

<>Jonathon Coachman<>

Well,folks,welcome back to WWE Heat,the countdown to the Royal Rumble. And Lita,we've already talked about the match between Triple H and,not just Scott Steiner. Bt,Triple H going up against both Big Poppa Pump and Shane McMahon. We've also talked about the Undisputed Title match between either Test and The Rock or Test and Raven,the winner of that perhaps going into Wrestlemania 19 with the Undisputed Championship around his waist. But those matches cannot by any chance compare with the Royal Rumble match,with the winner getting the automatic title shot at Wrestlemania.

~~Lita~~

Coach,this may just be the most star studded Royal Rumble in all of history. Look here at some of the names we've got:Stone Cold,The Hitman,Frank Shamrock,Edge,The Rock or Raven,Scott Hall,Kevin Nash,Chris Jericho,and Kurt Angle just to name a few.

<>Jonathon Coachman<>

Well,Lita,on that note let's hear your predictions on the Royal Rumble match. With all of these big name stars,who would you put your money on to go into Wrestlemania?

~~Lita~~

Well,Coach,as much as I hate to admit it I'm gonna bet on Chris Jericho being the last man standing. Let's face it,Y2J is going to be the only real EWE legend in the Rumble match. I mean,he may be cocky,but he backs it up at the same time. Being a three time EWE Champion,in my mind,puts him in the lead.

[As Lita finishes voicing her thoughts,the fans that are now sitting in the arena begin booing when they see the Countdown to Y2J appear on the Jumbo Tron. The count winds down from five to zero as the lights go dim and the arena is cast in darkness. Jericho's entrance video begins to play and then ends as the pyrotechnics explode from the entrance stage and "Polyamorous" by Breaking Benjamins blares over the loudspeakers and the entrance video for Chris Jericho plays on the Tron.]

<>Jonathon Coachman<>

Well,Lita,ask and you shall recieve I guess. The man that may have the best chance in the Royal Rumble,Chris Jericho is now here! Of course,now that means we have to hear him talk.

~~Lita~~

Oh,God.

<>Jonathon Coachman<>

I don't know what it is Lita,but I like when you say that.

~~Lita~~

Shut up you pervert.

[Coach finishes what he was saying as Chris Jericho steps out onto the stage to a familiar boo from the fans in the arena. Jericho stands with his back to the fans and his arms raised in the air. He then spins around to face the fans and the entrance ramp as they continue to boo and yell at him. Y2J makes his way down the steel entrance ramp as Lillian Garcia gets into the ring with a microphone and makes the ring announcements.]

~{}~Lillian Garcia~{}~

Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome down to the ring,Y2J,Chris Jericho!!

[Jericho makes his way to the bottom of the steel ramp and makes his way up the steps into the ring. Y2J then poses on the ring apron,causing an uproar from the crowd as they boo with hatred.]

[Jericho finishes torturing the fans and then climbs into the ring. The fans continue to boo him as he reaches outside of the ring and takes the microphone from Lillian. Jericho stands in the middle of the ring and signals for the music to stop. The music ends and the lights return to their normal coloring as Jericho raises the microphone to his lips and begins to speak.]

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

Ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls,ass clowns and Jerichoholics,allow me to stand here and say to each of you welcome to SUNDAY NIGHT JERICHO!!! Well,children,the time has come. The moment of truth is upon us and the time for Chris Jericho to prove himself yet again to the EWE has come. Tonight,as soon as this episode of Heat ends EWE Royal Rumble is going to take place. And along with that Pay Per View,comes the chance for Chris Jericho to shine like he has never shined before. The Royal Rumble match has made so many great names over the years. Stone Cold Steve Austin,Triple H,Ric Flair,Hulk Hogan,and Shawn Michaels...but none of these great names come within an inch of the name Chris Jericho. I'm not just out here to tout my own greatness,children,although God knows I could go on for weeks. You people know it too,you just don't want to admit it. No,tonight Chris Jericho is out here to break out the jackass of the year list. And it just so happens that every single person on here is going to be facing me in the Royal Rumble match. Imagine that.

<*>Chris Jericho<*>

First,let's look at this guy Johnny Max. That's a name? It sounds like a brand name for kitty litter. This guy had the fortune to pick the number one spot in the Rumble this year. Sucks to be you,junior. I've spent too much time on you already let's move on. Numbers two and three of the Rumble are going to be Taka Michinoku and Funaki. These two guys that think they're so damned evil have even more misfortune than this Max guy. They both come in one and two numbers before yours truly. These guys are more than likely gonna be the first men over the top rope. Next up is a handsome young man by the name of Chris Jericho. I think he has the best chance out of anyone to win the Rumble. After him comes,the Special Olympics Zero,Kurt Angle! I know that nobody backstage and nobody in the crowd likes Angle. As if it matters what you people think anyway. Angle,you come in right after me. You might as well have just accepted the number one spot instead of this guy Max. I mean,any number uis better than coming into the Royl Rumble that close to Y2J. Angle,you and I have met at Pay Per Views,on Monday Nights,even on Thursdays before,but this is going to be the only match that will matter. You have no chance of coming close to Wrestlemania. After Angle comes Nash and Hall. Are they ven going to be in the Rumble? I'm confused now. They're not worth mentioning anyway. After those losers comes little X-Pac and Greenberg. My God,when did this turn into WCW? Only in WCW could we have seen two losers like that little chiuauah and Greenberg go up against not only a Living Legend in EWE,but a HUUUGGGEEE Rock Star. Moving on,we see Edge,Road Dogg,and Frank Shamrock. What is there to say about these guys? A blonde Barbie wannabe,followed by a white guy who thinks he's black,and a UFC Ken Shamrock ripoff. Next up is Billy Gunn,Stone Cold Steve Austin,and The Hitman. Now,I know Stone Cold better than he knows himself,and I can speak for him when I say that we are extremely good friends. But Austin,I will not in any way hesitate to throw your ass over the top rope. Hitman,I hear you're good at what you do. So let's ee what you've got. Billy Gunn,I have absolutely nothing to say about someone who used to be known as the Ass-Man. Last is the loser of the Rock Vs. Raven match. It doesn't matter to me who wins because,obviously they are both losers. What was the purpose of this little jackass rundown,you may ask? To show just how little competition there is in the EWE for the King of the World. And I will make sure that you people will never...EEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRR...forget that fact again!

["Polyamorous" blares over the loudspeakers once again as Y2J drops the microphone and heads backstage. The scene then fades to black and EWE Sunday Night Heat cuts to a commercial.]

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