(OOC: This is the rp I had earlier,but The Prez cleared everything up on my match for Smackdown. For some reason,I cant access the FWW Page,and I won't have time to rp tomorrow. Please count this roleplay as it is now.)
<*>The Undertaker<*> Hey,monkey. You wanna do me a favor and point me in the direction of where the door is? I gotta go see what the card is for Smackdown tonight.
**Stage Hand** Yeah,sure man. It's straight that way and the matches for Smackdown should be posted right at the opening there.
[The stage hand pats The Undertaker on the back and starts to walk away smiling as Undertaker stays sitting on his motorcycle and then calls over to him once again.]
<*>The Undertaker<*> Hey,hey,hold on a second there son. Get backover here.
[The stage hand walks back over to the motorcycle still smiling and wiping his hands off with a cloth in his hands.]
**Stage Hand** Yeah,man. Can I do something else for you?
<*>The Undertaker<*> What did you just call me? Did you just call me "man" and then actually touch me? Did you just even think about touching The Undertaker?
**Stage Hand** Well,I was just trying to be nice to you.
<*>The Undertaker<*> Now,you listen to me trailor trash. You do not come up to me and just blatantly disrespect me by touching me and calling me stupid crap like man. When I come up to you and ask you a question,I expect a straight answer and no little conversation from a person that is way beneath me. Now get the hell away.
[The Undertaker starts up his Harley Davidson once again as the stage hand moves away with a look of fright on his face. Undertaker breaks out into a smile as he rolls away and arrives at the backstage entrance. We then go to a camera shot from the inside of the arena where we see The Undertaker walk through the door holding his gym bag and his sunglasses propped on top of his head. He then walks down the hallway to see the Smackdown card for tonight]
<*>The Undertaker<*> Okay,here's the card. Now let's find my match. I better have a match at least. One night off is enough for me. What in the hell is this?
[The camera does a close up on the dry erase marker board where we see The Undertaker's name underneath two different matches.]
Scott Steiner Vs. The Undertaker
<*>The Undertaker<*> Well I'll be damned. I got me a match with the FWW Intercontinental Champion. This is gonna be a fun ass night for me.
[The Undertaker goes back out the door and hops onto his Harley. He then rides it into the building and goes towards the area where the fans are taking their seats for tonight's edition of FWW Smackdown.]
[We then go to a shot of the start of tonight's FWW Smackdown. The opening video plays on your television screen and then the theme song for Smackdown,"Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson,blares over the loudspeakers in the sold out arena and over your television's speakers as well. We then go to the inside of the arena after the video ends to see the pyrotechnics exploding from the top of the entrance stage as well as the top of the Shauntron. We then go down to the ring where the fire is exploding from the top of the ring posts and the fans are cheering. The pyrotechnics show ends as we look out into the crowd where the fans are all cheering and holding up their signs. Two a promotional shots for tonight's non-title match between Scott Steiner and The Undertaker. The picture disappears as the lights shining down onto the arena flash red and we hear the familiar voice of The Undertaker saying "Deadman Walking",followed by his new theme music blaring from the loudspeakers in the rafters of the arena. The fans cheers turn to boos of hatred as the entrance curtain is pulled back and The Undertaker rides his motorcycle out onto the stage. He is also wearing his Big Evil Red Devil t-shirt and his Big Evil wrestling pants. He pounds his large fist against his chest two times before reving up the motorcycle and rolling down the entrance ramp. Lillian Garcia then enters the ring and makes the ring announcements.]
~{*}~Lillian Garcia~{*}~ Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome down to the ring,from Death Valley,California,The Undertaker!!
[As Lillian finishes what she was saying and lays down the microphone before leaving,The Undertaker gets to the bottom of the entrance ramp and begins to circle the ring like a hungry shark. He gets to the other side of the ring and stops the motorcycle as the deafening sound of the booing fans is still heard.] [Undertaker turns off his motorcycle and gets off before making his way up the steel ring steps. The fans are still booing and their boos grow louder as Undertaker enters the ring and raises both of his arms up into the air,as if waiting for them to cheer him. He does the same on the opposite side of the ring as the fans on that side,as well as the rest of the arena boo him. He then walks over to the corner where Lillian dropped the microphone and picks it up. Taker hits the top of it a few times to make sure that it works and to signal that he wants the music to stop. The music does stop and the fans die down a bit as The Undertaker begins to talk.]
<*>The Undertaker<*> You know something,I don't know and I don't really happen to give a damn who said it,but some guy once said that "Good things come to those who wait." And I am a prime example of that tonight. Because,in case some of you inbred hicks inside the arena haven't heard yet,
[The Undertaker stops and leans angrily on the ropes until the fans have finished.]
<*>The Undertaker<*> Very funny you bunch of jackasses. Why don't you all go and hit on your sisters some more. Like I was saying Steiner,you need to face the facts and realise that I am a better fighter than you are. Sure,you got those big freaky ass arms on you and you can suplex everyone in the FWW,but I want to see just how well you're gonna be able to suplex me when I'm connecting with these two soup bones against your face and those little crossed eyes you got going there. Steiner,there's one simple reason that you have that FWW IC Championship with you. You always have to fight some dumb asses that can't wrestle worth a damn. The sad truth for you Steiner is that you've never stepped into a ring with Big Evil before. You have absolutely no idea what is waiting for you when you step into this yard and get ready to go toe to toe with the Big Dog. <*>The Undertaker<*> Steiner,you must have kissed the right person's ass when this match was signed,because it ain't for your precious little FWW Intercontinental Championship. But,I'm one up on you again son. I made damn sure that when I beat the holy living hell out of you inside this ring tonight,I get a match with you again for that IC Championship. This waist ain't seen no gold since that Hardocore Title,which ain't even around anymore as far as I know of. And I like the look of that little piece of hardware Steiner. Any other time when I step into this ring,I don't even have much of a reason to beat thecrap out of anybody. I just do it for the hell of it. But that piece of gold just makes me even more motivated. And when I'm motivated I'm dangerous Steiner. That strap right there ain't just another title in Fantasy World Wrestling. That baby's a stepping stone. That right there is my chance to get e;evated into the World Championship picture. As soon as I take that title away from you Scott,I'm one step closer and there's one more broken and bleeding body on my path of destruction. So go ahead Steiner. Bring your A game tonight on Smackdown. I need a really good challenge. But don't even think that you're leaving me unconscious on the mat. Because you will go down in history as just another retard that was just made famous by The Undertaker.
[The Undertaker stops speaking and drops the microphone as his Big Evil theme song plays and he leaves the ring to a chorus of boos from the fans. He then climbs onto his bike and rolls behind the entrance curtain.] [The scene then fades out as we cut to a commercial for Stacker 2.]
