A-
Alcohol: The key to surviving college.
B- Busted: What happens when
you sing loudly walking drunkenly down the street.
C- Class: What you're supposed
to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime
of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E- Emergency: The keg is empty
or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
F-Fucked Up: Signified by
leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G-Gorgeous: Anything after 18
beers.
H-Hang-over: Reminds you of
how great last night was and how much you drank.
I- Indestructible: How you
feel after drinking.
J- Jail: Where you'll end up
after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home.
K- Keg: Essential for any
party to get under way.
L- Lord: Person you beg to get
you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M- Money: That which you no
longer have due to too much partying.
N-Not Again!: What you scream
when you wake up beside someone you don't know.
O-Oh shit!-What you say as
you're falling down the stairs.
P- Pee: What you have to do
every five minutes while you're drinking beer.
Q- Quilt: What you puked on
last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
R- Reform: What you promise
god you will do while you're puking in the toilet.
S- Sex: What you did with that
person you met last night while you were drunk.
T- Traffic Cone: It's not a
good night unless you wake up with some sort of souvenir.
U- Underage: The time when
everybody drinks the most.
V- Vodka: The mother of all
alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour.
W- Worm: The part of Tequila
that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow.
X- X-Ray: How they can see
into your stomach before they pump it.
Y- Yummy: The dirt you ate
last night while rolling on the ground.
Z- Zoned: How you will be for
the next 12 hours following drinking.