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		Glossary
			What's that you say?  You don't understand the Stuffed Sheep terminology?  Below is a list of terms that will enhance your sheep experience.
				The Sheep Theory: If a movie has sheep in it, then said movie will be of above-average quality. Assface: What you accidentally call your friend's boss before you hang up on him. Cappuco: A big cappucino, which is really the only acceptable size. Charlotte's Web: Children's book that points out the stupidity of the human race by depicting the human effort to save a pig that can write in spiderwebs. Diet Coke: 1. Fuel for life.  2. Any diet drink.  3. A fountain drink (at least 32 oz) that is 95% Diet Coke and 5% Cherry Coke or Dr. Pepper. Enchanting: The highest and most desirable compliment a lady can receive. Espresso Royale: Facist coffee regime in Champaign-Urbana.  (note: for other facist regimes, see Kinko's.) JARR Rule: A guy whose first or middle name is James, Andrew, Robert or Richard; must have some link to Catholicism. Lucy Cat, Jack Sprat, Give the Dog a Bone: Nickname for my kitty.  Also see Lucifer, Lucy K. Kitten, Miss Kitty Fantastico, Lucibelle, Luciabella, Bella,  and "I am teenager." Magic 8 Ball: Ultimate authority on all life decisions. Monopoly: The game that proved that I am far superior to Davis. Peoria: The evil place.  Often used in sentences such as "Nothing good ever comes from Peoria" or in reference to men who smell really good after two beers. PITA: Pain in the ass.  Also see Sal. Princess: 1. What you call a girl who commands her boyfriend to fetch her shoes so she can leave.   2. What you call a girl who won't eat Garcia's pizza after being hit in the head with a Garcia's frisbee. Shrinky Dinks: Small plastic discs that posed as toys in the late 70's and early 80's. Two and Peace in One: The realization that the two-fingered peace gesture is the same as the gesture for "two", only backwards. Upsidaisical: To get up and walk away when one is very tired and lazy. Windmill from Hell: 1.Sculpture made from recycled materials that could not withstand the force of normal touch or movement. 2. Losing submission in the "Pride of the Fox" festival, 1992.  Wyoming: A place where no one is born.