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Potent Quotables

"Who needs other people?  They just manhandle your boobs and eat all the ham." -- Karen, Will and Grace "If movies were real life, all same-sex  marriages would be officated by the Indigo Girls." -- ac "Talking wood can only be trusted when it is still part of a living tree." --mb "The only difference between this and a car is that there's no car." -- Brian Walter "Are you guys still talking about my ass?" -- Matt Anderson "I'm paralyzed by not caring very much." --Spike, BtVS "Salami toss?  I prefer a good zuchinni toss myself."  -- mb "Champaign SWAT?  What, do those ground squirrels get too aggressive?" -- Sal Ortega "Instead of asking her about anal sex, tell her she's beautiful." -- Matt Mikos "I love soup.  CHEESE SOUP!" -- ac "We can now add Ohio to the list of states whose people can be terminated for saying things wrong." --mb "I had some bad pork chops last week." -- Kevin Alstrin "Love is a crapping horse."  -- Will, Will and Grace "'Use Your Illusion' is our generation's 'Frampton Comes Alive'." -- ac "I think that everyone should only use toaster ovens.  They are the coolest invention." --Chad Starns "Damn, these glasses are cold!" (after removing eyeglasses from freezer)  --Anonymous

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