Real name: Alain G. McKenzie|
Q: What the hell happened to the old site, "Twitch's Land of Beer-Hoo-Hoo!"?! A: I felt it was time for a change, yet again. I was getting tired of looking at the old site, and after a couple years of watching it stagnate, I decided to make things.. uh.. more modern. Q: What the hell is that supposed to mean? A: I was bored, damnit! Q: But I liked the old site.. What about all the funny pictures of drunk people? A: You can still see them. I left the Drunk People right where they always were. The drawings, aka Crappy Comics, are still up too. Q: How did you get the nickname "Twitch"? A: Multiple (9) concussions and other past serious injuries obtained from a vehicular accident and numerous violent altercations or assaults instigated by both alcohol consumption and listless sobriety, of which resulted in a cranial rift which at one time caused a slight degree of brain trauma, now the only lingering result being a small, nervous tremor when near exhaustion occurs. Q: uh.. A: Sometimes I get a nervous twitch, hence the name. Q: Say, did those piercings hurt? A: Well, it's not for pussies! Q: Well, what about those tattoos? A: *sigh* It was like being licked on by a thousand kittens. Q: Sheesh.. I bet they did hurt, huh? A: You ever had a broken arm? Q: Hey, don't you step any closer! A: It hurt, didn't it? And remember when you wore the cast to school, and every bastard on the face of the earth asked you how you got that cast on your arm? Q: I get your point. A: Good. Q: How did you get your hair to stand up like that? A: Ugh.. Ok, Take 4 cups of household bleach and mix it with 4 cups of ammonia. Voila! Make sure to inhale the fumes pretty deeply. *snicker* Q: What are you laughing at? A: Oh.. Nothing. Q: No, really.. what's so funny? A: I just told you how to make something like mustard gas, dummy. Ammonia and bleach don't mix, kids. Don't try it. Q: Are you done now? A: Yep. |