bitchiness extreme
rants


girls with herpes and boyfriends
this might be something that just annoys me personally because I'm a bitter single chick, but i dislike how women in herpes medication commercials always have boyfriends. in the meantime, here I am STD-free, and lonely as hell.

11 year olds who want to be sluts
one word: why? i know too many of these. inevitably, you will become sluttier as you get older. why start so early? trust me, you won't magically turn into britney spears if you let a guy in your pants. another thing: dogs don't count as action.

acquired taste
acquired taste is a terrible concept. forcing yourself to like something you don't initially like by continually doing it is pointless. i'll stick to things i like without any effort, thank you.

slutty moms
The art of pushing a stroller with three kids in it while wearing a tube top and mini skirt. gross.

fat girls in skinny girls' clothes
call me a bitch, but this is not right. big girls should wear clothes made for big girls. you know what i'm talking about. those huge bitches at the mall wearing short shorts and a little halter, letting their gut and all that flub hang out there. give me a break. no one wants to see that shit. it is not one size fits all.

people who use shortened/ghetto form of simple words
as in, "dat" for "that". "wit" for "with". "dis" for "this". etc, etc. why not just say or spell the whole word? its only a one letter difference. cough*HICK*cough.

the phrase, "you can't have your cake and eat it too."
why the hell not? i understand that it's a saying about greediness and what not. but what else are you supposed to do with a cake? if someone offered me a cake, i'd take it AND eat it. if you are given something, you should enjoy it to the fullest. not just look.

nsync- "girlfriend"
i just came up with this one now, as i hear a radio in my house, blasting this disgusting song. it seems to me that this all that this annoying-as-HELL song is, is those 5 assholes repeating, "would you be my girlfriend? will you be my girlfriend? if you were my girlfriend..." oh please. after 10 minutes or so of this, don't you just want to get them all laid, so they'll shut the fuck up? this song must've taken all of about 30 seconds to write. i have to admit that nsync must have some pretty sweet black people working behind their music, because some of their beats aren't too bad. but this one is just shit and it makes me want to set my radio on fire. death to the boyband.

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