Men are like....
MEN ARE LIKE...
*chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, and head straight for your hips*
*copier machines, you need them for reproduction and thats about it*
*curling irons, they're always hot, and they're always in your hair*
*goverments bonds, they take so long to mature*
*lava lamps, fun to look at, but not all that bright*
*mascara, They usually run at the first sign of emotion*
*parking spots, The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small*
*popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while*
*bank accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest*
*cofee, the best ones are rich, warm, adn can keep you up all night long*
*computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory*
*commercials, you can't believe a word they say*
*coolers, load them w/ beer and u can take them newhere*
From Forwardgarden.com