Quotes

~Did it hurt when i fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.

~A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only real kind is a kiss tasted.

~You laugh because im different, i laugh because you're all the same.

~Dont hate me because im beautiful, hate me because your man thinks i am

~Dont settle for the 1 u can live with.... wait for the 1 u cant live without.

~God made coke, god made pepsi, god made *name* so darn sexy!

~God made elks, god made deers, god made *name* a fuckin queer!

~Do i look like a grocery item to u? I c u checkin me out!

~Cancel my subscriptions...IM OVER YOUR ISSUES!

~The only person cuter than me is my reflection!

~Im not a piece of toast! So WHY R U BUTTERING UP 2 ME?

~Your jealousy is my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper?

~Dont judge what your small mind cannot comprehend.

~Im not racist, i hate everybody this much equally

~Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar iz sweet and so r u...BUT...the roses r wilting, the violets r dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is ur head!

~Never start frowning, because you never know whos falling in love with your smile

~I'm ThReW wIv gUyS, tHeY aLl TeLl LiEz, ThEy BrEaK uR hEaRt <3 N mAkE u CrY, lUvIn GuYz Iz SuCh A sIn, HeY cHeCk ThAt GuY wHo JuSt WaLkEd In!

~U had better take some sleeping pills baby...cuz the only place u'll get me is in ur dreams!!

~I dont come with dice so dont play me.

~The feet u step on 2day mayb b the @$$ u kiss 2morrow!

~WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THEN WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY @$$!

~If at first u dont succeed, mayb failing is ur thing.

~Im so gr8 im jealous of myself.

~I play the game. I play it smart. My energy comes from da heart. I use my head i move my feet. Dont mess wiv me im 100% athlete.

~Four important words in life : CHEAT, LIE, STEAL and DRINK.

~If you CHEAT, cheat death
If you LIE, lie about your age
If you STEAL, steal someone's heart
If you DRINK, have one with me!

~Be a surfer, not a prick. Wax ur board, not ur dick.

~lil rich bitch flashing her $cash$
makes me just wanna take it
n shove it up her ^azz^

~you broke her heart n make her cry, guess what boi your going to die

~I'm not a whore, I'm not a slut, I've just got more to shake and strut. So all you hoez who think ur it, compared to me you aint nuttin but SHIT

~With a Wink and A kiss...
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
so with an X and an O (name) out like wo!

~You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me

~Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!!!!!!!!!

~SoMe CaLL Me HoT aNd SwEeT
BuT i CaLL MySeLF uNiQ
AiNt No OnE GoT My TeChNiQ

~I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a princess so what's the confusion?

-I never meant tø hurt yøu-
-but-
-yøu're pretty when yøu cry-
-I never really løved yøu-
-but-
-I'm pretty when I lie-

~I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

~ONLY 10% of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they ALL* went it WOULD be HELL!*

~Never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!

~I rather be a bytch than a hoe so im known for what i do, not for who i screw!

~All dem bytches stare shakin in fear,quick to talk shyt yet scared to come near

~im who i am till the lord strikes me dead..till the nerds fail in class..till the hoes stop givin head...

~did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

~I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twice

~He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new

~If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you

~I like my guys like a basketball ~ one on one, with as little dribbling as possible

~Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, ain't been shoppin at the right malls

~º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2 cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø i JuS hAvEn't FoUnd HiM yEt·:·xº°

~*4GeT THe TiMeS u WaLKeD By* 4GeT THe TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy* 4GeT THe TiMe u HeLD My HaND *4GeT THe SWeeT THiNGS iF i CaN*I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD*I GoTTa ReMeMBeR NoW uR JuST My FRieND.*

~Basically don't stress ME..U can't Impress ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't please!

~True love are like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.

~I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :)

~I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best

~When ur X gets ova you in da blink of an eye You kno it was right to dump him and say Buh Bye!

~If you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes with me!

~Every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie

~I dont lie my mouth does it 4 me!!!

~Sexy, sweet, hard to beat
Pretty kewl rule this school
Knock um dead with ure looks
Were popular and got them hooked

~U say u can't stand 2 c me get hurt,so do u close ur eyes when u hurt me?

~* love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

~I tHoUgHt I cOuLd TrUsT u*U sAiD u WoULdNt LiE*BuT tHeN u RaN oFf W/mY gUy!

~If u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!

~I'm nOt a DiTz..I jUsT LaCk cOmMoN sense

~Sweet by Light.....Naughty by Night

~Do I sound too good to be true? Well, I'm not.

~Do I sound too good to be true? Yeah, I am, too good for you.

If a girl ever tells you to shut ur mouth or to shut up, just say my mouth isnt open, like ur legs are.

~Its not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.

~I'm an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

~If at first you dont suceed, cheat, repeat until you get caught, then lie!

~Behind every good man there is a good women and behind that another man looking at her ass!

~I love him, O yes I do.
He's for me, not for you.
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!

~God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!

~Loves a 2 way street, and I think your car just died.

~Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

~Out to lunch, if not back in 5, out to dinner too

~Sign on a repair shop: We can repair anything. Please knock on the door hard, the bell doesnt work.

~Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

~Life is what happens when your busy making other plans.

~Every rose has its thorns.

~Comitte--a group of men who keeps minutes and wastes hours.

~An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less.

~Boys will be boys, so will middle-aged men.

~I had gone searching for the truth, and found facts instead. I hate that.

~This morning I took 2 Exlax along with my Prozac. I cant get off the john, but I feel good about it.

~We all get heavier as we get older, because theres alot more information in our heads.

~God must love stupid people, he made so many!

~Dont start with me, you will not win

~Unlike online, in reality, you cant hit the back button.

~Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself.

~I just wish I could kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime!

~Dont play stupid with me, I'm better at it!

~Adults are just kids with money.

~Someday your prince will come. Mine just got lost and is too stuborn to ask for directions.

~Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid forever!

~Reality is a nice place, but I wouldnt want to live there.

~If this is a man-made world, why cant we remake it?

~Do onto others before they do unto you.

~Death is life's way of telling you your fired.

~Dont believe in miracles, rely on them.

~Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

~No matter where you go, you're there.

~If it doesnt fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed replaced anyways.

~Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.

~Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill.

~I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.

~I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth.

~The more I learn, the less I understand.

~Save the planet, recycle an evironmentalist

~Bumper Sticker: Your child may be a honor student, but your still an idiot.

~Doctors say I have multiple personalites, but we dont agree with that.

~When theres a will, I want to be in it!

~I've been dieting for the last month, but all I've lost is 30 days.

~Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

~Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

~Dont believe everything you think.

~51% Angel, 49% Bitch

~If you cant beat em, arrange to have em beaten

~I have an attitude, and I'm not afraid to use it.

~All stressed out, and no one to choke.

~How may I ignore you today?

~Can you hear me now? Good, Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now, Good.

~Change is good, you go first.

~Its not that I'm afraid of dying, I just dont want to be there when it happens

~Coffee, Chocolate, Men, Some things are just better rich.

~Men are idiots and I married their king.

~If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

~Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle.

~Husbands are like fires, they go out when unattended.

~You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

~Happiness isnt getting what you want, its wanting what you got.

~I'm an excellent housekeeper, everytime I get a divorce, I keep the house.

~The good news is that you may have screwed up my past, fucked up the present, but you have no control over my future.

~Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you.

~You only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough.

~I can resist anything but temptation.

~Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Life is Short
So party we must!

~Trying is the first step towards failure

~Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well look like one too!"

~How is your dick and heaven the same? I cant see them.

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~I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."

~"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts."

~Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

~Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?

~It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious."

~"Are you always this stupid? or is today a special occasion?"

~"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."

~Men get laid, but women get screwed."

~I'm only a bitch on the days that end with Y

~Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure."

~CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE!"

~hâvéñ't føuñd m® right but i hâvé føuñd m® chéâp, m® §léâzy & m® wrøñg!

~I wi§h i måy i wi§h i might i wi§h i cøuld håve u bøy åll ñight

~Lå§t ñight i wås låyiñg iñ my bêd løøkiñg up åt the §tår§ whêñ i reåli§êd...whêrê thê f*uck is my cêiliñg

~£ifê'§ nøt å gå®dên §ø §tøp bêin å hø!!

~i wåññå bê bårbiê, thåt b*tch hås êvêrythiñg

~Do u kno f®om ®êading thi§ u havê wa§têd 10 §êcond§ of u® lifê

~*(K)Pêå©hê§ ® pêå©hê§, Plum§ ® plum§, (K)§ åint (K)§, witøut nê tønguê §ø opên yå møuth ©lø§e yå êyê§ & giv yå tønguê §um êX©ê®cisê(K)*

~God gåvê mên å pêni§ & å bråin, but not ênough blood §upply 2 run both åt oncê¸.·´¨¤

~Hê whø låugh§ lå§t didn't gêt thê jøkê

~Onê têquillå....two têquillå....thrêê têquillå....Floor

~I'm ñøt bløñdê, I'm ju§t dumb

~do guy§ rêally carê about høw u fêêl or ju§t how u løøk??

~Mø§t båñgiñ chick u êvå §êêñ ñøt êvêñ N꣣y cøu£d ridê wit mê

~Døn't måkê mê unlêå§h thê illêgål §påcê chickêñ§ iñ pu®plê buññy §uit§«´¨`·.¸¸

~Ï dønt håvê a cøw sø i dønt nêêd u® bu££

~if å ch®ønic £iår t꣣s u hê's å ch®ønic £iår dø u bê£iêvê him?¿

~(*)<===>Thêrês ñø 'I' in § L U T but thêrê i§ å 'U'<===>(*)

~I håvê PMS...wåts ur êxcu§ê

~(¯`·._)I'm ñot opiñioñåtêd, I'm ju§t ålwåy§ right!(¯`·._)

~(A)¤ur oñly båd if ur cåught...§o thåt måkê§ me å good girl RIGHT??¤(A)

~¸.·´¨What §tårt§ with f åñd ends with u-c-k?-------->FiRê TrUcK¸.·´¨:

~Ifucanreadthisthenureallyshouldfindsumthingbetta2dowitur lifecuzreadindthisisjustawastoftimecuzitdontsaynothingimportant!*

~(>'.'<)i lêåvê bitê mårk§(>'.'<)

~ (K) (¯`·._.·§åvë å §urfboård, ridê å §urfêr·._.·´¯) (K)

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(*)´¯`°¤.¸.¤dønt løøk åt mê in thåt tønê øf vøicê!´¯`°¤.¸.¤(*)

~wêñ §um1 åññøý§ û ït tåkê§ 42 mü§¢lê§ 2 fröwñ & 4 mû§¢lê§ 2 ëxtêñð ür årm & §låÞ thê ßït¢h ïñ thê hëåð!

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~»--»i dont §uffêr from in§åñity, i êñjoy êvêry miñutê of it«--«:

~ ¨¨¤ño officêr thêrê§ ño blood in my ålcohol §y§têm¤¨¨¤:

~»--»u Kno ur Druñk Whêñ u Fall Off Thê Floor«--«:

~¤I didn't dø it, nø ønê §aw mê dø it, thê®ê's nø way u cån p®øvê ånything!¤

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~Î áiñ't à Tëà§èÎ'm Jù§t À Rèmiñdèr Òf Whåt Ü Çáñ't Plëâ§ê~¤(6)¤

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~:·Whøêvêr §åid ‘nøthing’s impø§§iblê’ §høuld try §låmming å rêvølving døør·:·

~B4 u criticizê §um1, u shøuld walk å milê in thêir §høês. Thåt wåy, wên u criticizê thêm, ur å milê åwåy & u håvê thêir §høꧤ

~Gød crêåted mên first. . .cøz u håvê 2 håvê a røugh draft b4 u crêåte thê må§têrpiêcê¤

~(¯`·._)¤i måy bê fat but ur ugly...& i cån £ø§ê wêight¤(¯`·._)

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~£ifê is £ikê a dick, whên it gêts hard, F*CK it!!

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~¤¨¨¤3 wørd§ 2 ruin å guy§ egø....i§ it in?¤¨¨¤

~ ¤¨¨¤Two words guys hate "DONT" and"STOP" unless u put em 2getha!¤¨¨¤:

~My teåcher såid I cøuld becøme ånything sø I becåme drunk!:

~«…:¤¨¨¤:§ome mistake§ r 2 much fun to only make once!:¤¨¨¤:…»:

~Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years

~I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?"

~The nice thing about Windows is- It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first."

~I LOVE My Attitude Problem

~Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's

~Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

~Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid

~If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy

~If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...

~May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful

~Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

~A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

~By the time you read this, you've already read it

~Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times

~Dont steal, the government hates competition

~Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

~The higher you are, the farther you fall

~You're unique, just like everyone else....

~Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules

~Save a mouse, eat a pussy

~Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

~Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

~The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn

~You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!

~2 good 2 be 4 gotten

~Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass

~To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world

~Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?

~Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again

~ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*

~Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out

~Call me anytime, I won't be home

~I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

~I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh

~Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me

~Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live

~ I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

~Welcome to loserville. Population: you

~Your village called, their idiot is missing

~Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright

~You're the cum your mother should have swallowed

~If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister

~Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed

~Sex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it

~Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them

~Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee

~ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy

~Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind

~Software is like Sex. Its better when its free

~I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

~My heart was taken by you...breaken by you...and now it is in pieces because of you

~Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's

~You're hotter than a menorah on Hanukah!

~u told me u loved me but u lied u told me u'd be there and then i cried

~If your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

~It MiGhT hAvE bEeN tRuE, I dId LoVe YoU,bUt ThEn YoU cHaNgEd, So My LoVe ReArRaNgEd, YoU wEnT fOr My FrIeNd, sO i SaId ItS oVeR... tHe EnD.

~He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new*

~i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL

~Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

~Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need

~A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken...just give it to a boy

~In Reality*....The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself

~When I look at you my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a life time of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have

~4GeT THe TiMeS u WaLKeD By* 4GeT THe TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy* 4GeT THe TiMe u HeLD My HaND *4GeT THe SWeeT THiNGS iF i CaN

~I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD*I GoTTa ReMeMBeR NoW uR JuST My FRieND

~NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM

~Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you ¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

~Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are

~only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it.

~Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

~Freinds dont let friends dress like hoochies...

~Your as fake as that padded bra your wearing

~DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT

~How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other!

~I would tell you to go to hell but you know what they say all dogs go to heaven

~Don't Deny it un til you try it

~Children In The Dark Causes Accidents.....Accidents inThe dark Causes Children

~YOu Thought You Had HIm.....You Thought He Was Yours BUt HUmmm Since when does he go with w*ores

~I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock

~Guyz Are LIke Slinkies.....It's Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The Stairs

~I'm a genie in a bottle, but your a tramp in a lamp.

~I'm not as dumb as you look

~Roses are red,
leaves are green,
you say your princess,
but who cares?, im queen!

~Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

~Try not to let your mind wander, its too small to be on its own.

~My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

~No one is a virgin, life screws us all.

~Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privlage.

~Im as sweet as heaven.
Im as hot all hell,
Im the finest girl,
as you can tell.

~Love is like tug-o-war, one jerk after another.

~I wasnt born to bitch, guys made me this way.

~This isnt Burger King, you cant have it your way.

~True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare.
False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere.

~This is an A and B conversation, so C your way out before D jumps over E and F's your G up.

~Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you, they dont laught either.

~An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

~(this quote is mostly for guys, but its still really funny.) You think your life is bad? How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4mins to get hard and only 2 mins to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst off all, the only chick that ever sits on your face is your mom, so cheer up, your life isnt that bad!

~Life's a bitch, and then you die. So get over it and lets get high

~I ran into my ex the other day, so I put the car in reverse and hit him again.

~A heart is a not a play thing a heart is not a toy
but if you want it broken just give it to a boy.
Boys they like to play with things to see what makes them run,
but when it comes to kissing they'll do it just for fun.
They never give their hearts away they play us for fools
they'll wait to we give our hearts and then they'll play it cool.
You'll wonder is he at night ,you'll wonder is he's true
sometimes you'll be happy sometimes you'll be blue.
So to fall in love with a boy that takes a lot of nerve
you see my friend you need a man to get what you deserve.

~Everytime I'm around
your just putting me down
and I can't take it
I can't fake it
I'm putting it all in the past
so my scars can heal
so I can move on
and find a love that is real

~Should I smile because your my friend or cry because thats all we will ever be?

~I swear to drunk, I'm not God.

~Why do we love the one's who ignore us but ignore the one's who love us?

~They never suspect the innocent one.....

~Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

~I ran up the door closed the stairs said my pajamas and put on my prayers turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight...

~If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, its yours. But if it doesnt, it was never meant to be.

~I'm loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty...

~Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

~4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

~Intelligence is like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

~My door is always open, so feel free to leave at anytime!

~If you dont stand for something, you will fall for everything.

~I'm blonde, whats your excuse?

FUNNY THOUGHTS

~Why do people say no offense when they are about to offend someone?

~Why do they call that show Unsolved Mysteries? What other kind of mystery is there?

~When the person who writes obituaries dies, who writes their obiturary?

~If bunnies dont lay eggs, then why do we hide eggs from the Easter bunny on Easter?

~What does ok actually mean?

~Why do donuts have holes?

~If your caught between a rock and a hard place, is the rock not hard?

~Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?

~Why do we call the angel of death an angel? It only brings pain and suffering.

~Why is it that we have the weight of the world on our shoulders, but we have to get it off our chests?

~Why do they call it your bottom, when its really in the middle of your body.

~Why is it called a TV set, when theres only one?

~Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?

~What is a male ladybug called?

~Can a guy named Nick have a nickname?

~Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

~Why do they call it hamburger? Its not ham.

~Why do they put for indoor or outdoor use only on christmas lights? Where else would I use em?

~If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

~Why are softballs hard?

~What do people in China call their good plates?

~Why is the time with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

~Can you sentence a homeless person to house arrest?

~What was the best thing before sliced bread?

~If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

~Whats the opposite of opposite?

~Why are blackboards green?

~Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?