Quotes 3



~You Mess With My Girlz You Mess With Me, Hurt Them, N' Then You'll See How Fast I'll Make Your Life A Living Hell Cause I'd Give My Life For Them And Take Yours As Well

~Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget

~A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have

~Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there

~Pay attention to the ones who care, before trying to get the attention of the ones who don't.

~It's amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but its sad when the best of friends become two strangers

~Guys are a great thing! Every girl should own one

~Guys are like puppies; they either come trained or you have to do it yourself

~I wish my mom told me the same thing about guys as she did about scary movies "Don't worry honey they're all fake"

~Life is too short to date ugly guys

~Guys are like stars... there's millions of them, but only 1 can make your wish come true

~If all the guys lived over the sea, what a good swimmer I would be!

~Guys are proof God has a sense of humour.

~Men are not pigs... pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.

~There are things in life easier than findin a good man, like nailing jello to a tree for instance.

~Guys are players and thats a fact... Don't fall in love just play them back!

~Players only care about one thing
Every single relationship is a little fling
Sweet at first, you think he's not like the others
Then you realize he just wants to get you under the covers

~It may take a minute for a girl to realize he was the one for her, but it will take a guy a life time to figure she was for him

~guys are dix, it's a common fact. they take what they want and then turn their backs.

~y0u`re as fake as a three d0llar bill

~a friend will tell you not to drink but a best friend will scream-»chug it

~SchO0l iSn`t abOut finding y0ur future huSband it`S ab0ut finding yOur future brideSmaidS!

~tha craziest girls
drink till we drOp
sO forget bOut tomorrow
lets take another shot

~peOple say,"Best friends are hard tO find." well thats cuz the BEST are already MINE!!

~"Lets play Titanic...You say ICEBERG and i'll go down!"

~Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, the softer the bed the better the screw

~ said I was an Angel, I don't do naughty things, but u must of got me too hot and burned off my wings

~BEER-DRUGS-ROCKIN 'n ROLL-SPEED-WEED-BIRTH CONTROL...LIFE'S A B|TCH-WE ALL DIE...FUK THIS SH|T & LETS GET HIGH

~pArDy HarDy
fLiRT aLL dAy
dRinK BacArDi Or SpArK a JaY
mAkE a CaLL aNd SmOkE a BoWL
gRaB a GuY aNd DoWn We RoLL!!

~Trickz get tricked,
players get played
Be a pimpette
Cuz pimpettes get laid.

~U've been a bad boy...Go to my room

~Friends with weed is a friend indeed!

~Stoners live n stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first u dont succeed fuck it all n smoke some weed

~If the ocean were weed and i wuz a duck id swim to da bottom and smoke my way up

~Guys act like dicks to make up for the ones they dont have

~Roll, Roll, Roll a joint pass it down the line take a toke inhale the smoke now ur feeling fine

~Smoke da weed, smoke da pot, hope to hell ya dont get caught

~If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever

~Love is when u dont want to sleep at night cuz reality is better then a dream

~Our eyes are placed in front bc it is more important to look ahead than to look back

~Member my name member my face cuz there aint no body that can take my place

~Some call it destiny some call it meant to be but I just call it you and me!

~Just because I flirt doesn't mean Im a hoe. Unlike Most girls,I learned to say No.

~------- The Beer Prayer -------
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (i will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillage,
as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever

~remember the times we had and the boys we kissed
remember the secrets and the bitches we’ve dissed
and how you always remained like my sis. i love ya
girl for this life long |[ f r i e n d s h i p ]|

~smilez n tears, giggles n laughs
late night calls n sweet photographs
ill be there till the day of your death
best friends (forever and always)
till my very last b.r.e.a.t.h.

~Bitches callin me a ho and hatin but you the one who be straight fakin

~i hate fakers but i know everyone lies
it aint easy to be real but shit
can’t you at least try?

~if your gonna be 2 faced at least make one pretty

~if you qot somethinq to say to me say it straiqht cuz beinq all shady is one thinq i hate

~listen bitch, stop bein fake. quit actin like you’re so damn great. you cheat. you lie. its always the same. so hear me out, you’re [|fuckin|][|lame|]

~you know i really love to play a bitch like that cuz i love to succeed to see a ho fall flat. you better know how 2 bust a gun. if not your ass better know how to run.

~y0u q0tta c0me up in here and cuSs at me well h0ney just think of h0w fucked up y0ull be once i`m d0ne with y0u, y0u w0nt be able t0 breathe, d0wn on ya knees like “y0u can st0p n0w.. please?”

~d0n`t step if y0ure not ready t0 run cuz when y0u step up t0 me i c0ck the gun

~girls straight hate on me but that’s old news
roll the dice bitch, cuz when we play this game
i win -- you lose

~c0me on bitch, y0u wanna get this shit started?
n0 need t0 fuck y0u up, y0u already l0ok retarded

~im comin and im ready for war dont start the fuckin game if u cant settle the score

~go ahead bitch, keep lookin at me funny and see how fast the hospital will be takin your money $$$

~messin with me, that’s some dangerous behavior
why don’t you drink and drive? youd probably be safer

~wanna try and stop my game from growin?
bitch please, ill stop your blood from flowin

~I run the mad shit show, so we’ll take it outside. but always remember, you can run but you can *: n e v e r :* hide

~Tryin to throw dirt on my name? Plottin to ruin my rep? bitch ill beat you * to death *

~This crew is what your friends wanna be. That doesn’t mean you gotta be all bitchy cuz being bitchy is only gonna get you in stitchies

~Don’t act like a bitch and I won’t slap you like one.

~They call me [( s t r e e t )] cuz you best look both ways before you cross me

~Check yourself before ya reck yourself cuz messin with this chick is bad for your health

~i got haters on my skills, players tryin to cop my game and ten t h o u s a n d bitches tryna rep my name. hoes pop it. the rest follow it. got my name in ya mouth? then bitch -- swallow it ---

~people always try to bring me down with their chatter but its alright cuz they don’t even matter.

~why you callin me phony when you don’t even fuckin know me

~bitch you aint hard so shut the fuck up. all you do is talk mad shit, now grow the fuck up

~scarEd LiiL h0ez talk shit behind my baCk but real bitChez be like “fuck yEa - i said that”

~talking shit is [ worthless ] bitch im pissin you off on [ p u r p 0 s e ]

~if you saw things from my point of view, you'd think twice about the shit you thought you knew.

~quit ya yappin b4 i hafta get to clappin and have ya body parts mixin and matchin

~You only talk *about* me cuz ur not *worthy* enough to talk *to* me

~i think my flow gotta few hoes mad at me bitches runnin they mouths like they wanna ---> battle me <--

~talking behind my back? while you’re back there, kiss my ass.

~too many girls talkin behind my back -- it ain`t my fault I got what you lack

~y0u hear this ab0ut me and y0u hear that ab0ut me. next time y0u hear s0mething ab0ut me, stick y0ur dick in y0ur ear and
// ... f u c k .. w h a t .. y o u .. h e a r d .. \\

~go ahead bitch keep talking about me but yeah anyway how’s life down on your knees?

~you jealous hoes; stop your cluckin. just concentrate on your job and keep on fuckin

~you say things to me as if i'm gonna get pissed so put it like this.. keep talking shit and i'll just pretend you don't exist

~A hard thing about business is minding your own.