The Television
A blonde walks into a store and says "Excuse me Id like to by the television." The man says"Sorry mame we don't sell to blondes" So she goes home and dies her hair brown and goes back to the store. and says"Excuse me sir id like to by this television" the man says "Sorry miss we don't sell to blondes." So once again she goes home and dies her hair in a different color. and again he turns her down.She finally decides to try one last time. She goes home and dies her hair rainbow colors except for yellow. She goes back to the store and says"Excuse me sir id like to buy this television" Once again the man says"Sorry miss we don't sell to blondes" the blonde says"How did you know i was blonde?" The man replies"Because thats a microwave not a tv."