My famous Insanity test
You know the deal, do the clicky thing.
Mail me if you have questions for this test

  • Have you ever walked down a road with a group of people pretending you were in a car?
  • ... bonus point if you were the driver.
  • Have you ever driven through a drive-thru in an imaginary car?
  • Have you ever sang in public, just for the hell of it? (doesn't count if you were performing or busking)
  • Do you get upset with people for the things they do in your dreams?
  • Have you ever pleaded insanity as an excuse for not doing homework / office reports etc?
  • Have you ever made up a secret language, and then talked to other people (who didn't know the language) in it?
  • Do you talk to people who aren't there? (phone calls don't count)
  • ... do you get replies?
  • Have you ever gone for a swim, fully clothed, in the middle of the night, in the middle of winter?
  • Have you ever had a picnic on a roundabout or traffic island?
  • Have you ever paid for something over $2 in 5c and 10c pieces?
  • ... bonus point if you got the coins by changing a larger denomination first
  • Have you ever inflicted pain upon yourself to see how much blood you could lose before you passed out?
  • Have you ever made up a treasure hunt for anyone older than 9?
  • Have you ever followed a chalk arrow trail?
  • Have you ever stayed up ultra late just to watch home shopping?
  • Have you ever bought anything from home shopping tv?
  • Have you ever told someone a logic puzzle with no answer and then left them to stew over it?