My famous Insanity test
You know the deal, do the clicky thing.
Mail me if you have questions for this test
Have you ever walked down a road with a group of people pretending you were in a car?
... bonus point if you were the driver.
Have you ever driven through a drive-thru in an imaginary car?
Have you ever sang in public, just for the hell of it? (doesn't count if you were performing or busking)
Do you get upset with people for the things they do in your dreams?
Have you ever pleaded insanity as an excuse for not doing homework / office reports etc?
Have you ever made up a secret language, and then talked to other people (who didn't know the language) in it?
Do you talk to people who aren't there? (phone calls don't count)
... do you get replies?
Have you ever gone for a swim, fully clothed, in the middle of the night, in the middle of winter?
Have you ever had a picnic on a roundabout or traffic island?
Have you ever paid for something over $2 in 5c and 10c pieces?
... bonus point if you got the coins by changing a larger denomination first
Have you ever inflicted pain upon yourself to see how much blood you could lose before you passed out?
Have you ever made up a treasure hunt for anyone older than 9?
Have you ever followed a chalk arrow trail?
Have you ever stayed up ultra late just to watch home shopping?
Have you ever bought anything from home shopping tv?
Have you ever told someone a logic puzzle with no answer and then left them to stew over it?