Asshole Online Lurking
Asshole Online Looking
Another Obsessive Liar
Another Obsessed Lunatic
Another Obvious Loser
Asshole On Line
Another Obnoxious Loser
-LOL- It Really Stands For...
Lust Of Loins
Lonely Online Losers
Lack Of Life
-Hi- Actually means...
Let's cyber
-How Are You?- Actually means...
I don't really care, I'm just asking so you don't ignore me right away.
-Do You Want To Chat?- Actually means...
I'm horny, the boss is not looking, and I can type with one hand.
-What Do You Like To Do For Fun?- Actually means...
Please say you like sex, so we can start on the subject immediately.
-I'm A Gentlemen- Actually means...
-If we dont start talking about sex in the next 3 minutes, this conversation is over.
-Im really trying hard to be something i know im not.
Do you want to be my slave?
-I Have Varied Interests- Actually means...
I Own Alot Of Sex Toys!
-I Give Great Massages- Actually means...
I Want my hands on your naked body.
-If You Come Over, We Can Just Sit On The Couch And Watch A Movie- Actually means...
Come over because i'm horny and the TV is the last thing i'll turn on.
-I'm Bored- Actually means...
No one will cyber with me.
-Where Are You From?- Actually means...
I hope I don't have to drive to far to get in your pants tonight.
I'll only talk to you if you ae not ugly.
-Got A Pic?- Actually means...
Let me see if you look good enough to nail.
-I'm Sorry But I Don't Have A Pic- Actually means...
If you see what I look like, you won't talk to me anymore.
-What Do You Look Like?- Actually means...
What's your bra size?
-Tell Me About You- Actually means...
Are you wearing panties?
