I'm homely looking, so I really can't ask for much.
-You Sound Nice- Actually means...
I want a picture of your ass.
-I Just Want To Picture Who I'm Talking To- Actually means...
I'm in prison.
-Male Home Alone- Actually means...
My Wife went shopping with the kids.
-I'm Seperated- Actually means...
My Wife is sleeping.
-I'm In The Process Of A Divorce- Actually means...
My Wife is at work, she won't be home for hours.
-Discreet Fun- Actually means...
My Wife will take me to the cleaners, and won't let me see the kid's if I get caught with you.
-I'm Not Like Other Guy's- Actually means...
I like to wear pantyhose.
-I'm Married But Lonely- Actually means...
I cheat on my Wife.
-I'm Married, Not Dead- Actually means...
I'm desperate.
-I Want A Relationship- Actually means...
Let's get a cheap motel room, instead of doing it in the car.
-No Profile, No Chat- Actually Means...
I really am a putz for believing everything i read.
-No Cyber, No Phone- Actually means...
Another lonely Saturday night.
-Life Is Short, Live Each Day To The Fullest- Actually means...
I have no life.
-I'm Hanging Out- Actually means...
My fly is unzipped
I love BBW- Actually means... My Friends dared me to nail a fat girl.
If you don't like BBW, don't bother me- Actually means... Everyone ignores me.
I'm in New Hamphsire- Actually means... I'm cleaning my shotgun.
I'm in Maine- Actually means... I have one front tooth.
I'm in Florida- Actually means... I'm 72
I'm in New York- Actually means... I'm an illegal alien
I'm in Mass- Actually means... I'm on welfare
I'm in Brockton, Mass- Actually means... I'm an illegal allien on welfare.
I'm cHiLlin' wIt mY PeEpS- Actually means... I'm 12
A/S/L- Actually means... I can't type.
YOUR Nice- Actually means... YOU'RE making me horny, but I can't spell for sh*t.
