When spread innocently out upon a beautiful rug, as a picnic, Jaffa cakes look pathetically harmless. It is here that the danger lies. Jaffa cakes may look delicious, but when packed with explosive charge, instead of the orange jam, they can be deadly. For this reason, it is recommended that you exercise extreme caution when encountering plates of abandoned Jaffa cakes. Firstly evacuate the area. Then summon General EOD as soon as possible so that the suspected bombs can be dealt with. If General EOD is unavaliable, contact Vlad for assistance.
Never ever ever attempt to defuse or consume suspect Jaffa cakes alone. If you ignore this advice, the consequences are your own fault.
Another fiendish use for Jaffa cakes is by the insertion of chemicals into them.
Different chemicals affect different opponents in different ways.
This has been proven to be a successful technique for capturing adversaries with
the minimum of effort and risk. Seek advice from Vlad before proceeding with this method.
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