Jaffa cakes are one of the favourite foods of most SG-C personnel. They are therefore of great importance to our plans. A DOSH member wielding a plate of Jaffa cakes is a highly dangerous; yet also popular member of the team (at least that is, while there are still cakes left). The consumption of Jaffa cakes, with tea, encourages members of the SG-C to chat. By inducing this phenonmenom, a canny DOSH member can learn much to aid in their attempts at subversion.
It should be noted by all, however, that the use of Jaffa cakes does not always
conceal such scheming. This is one reason for the frequent appearance of Jaffa cakes.
However, it is also true that the parties of SG-5 would be much less interesting
without them.
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