.mind-twists.
006.027.006
"Now we know that blink through a muffin sounds like blank."
--Scott Bratcher
011.004.005
"Let's just go home...we've killed enough people today...let's just go home..."
--Christina Pittman
011.001.005
"David Bowie would definitely ruin the appetization of my behind."
--Christina Pittman
008.012.005
"I traded my 'seven fifty-one nine hundred' for a thirty-seven-oh-BOO.'"
--Scott Bratcher
008.012.005
"Nothing says 'sex' like pomegranates..."
--Wayne Wells
005.019.005
"I got the 'act-right' from black culture, and the hairlip from my grandpa."
--Zach Reasoner
005.019.005
"I am a horrible at two-chord somethings..."
--Corey Cowan
003.013.005
"Careful, he'll eat the songs!"
--Chris Coffman
002.013.005
"Not cowboys...Heavens to Betsy, not cowboys!"
--Christina Pittman
012.005.004
"We were lint-sucking' stumps. Yessiree. And all this joint-custody you hear about? We didn't have any joints."
--Nick Guillot
011.024.004
"If you don't get out of bed right now, I'm gonna have to put the catheter back in."
--Jason Smith
011.017.004
"I wish I weren't such a muggle."
--Nick Guillot
010.030.004
"Don't let celebrities or rock stars tell you how to vote. You're smart people--figure it out yourself."
--James Hoskins
010.019.004
"Who should I call? All my friends are either engaged or...infected."
--Jessica (??)
010.001.004
"We could have a 'hero-one-day' and be at dog ten."
--Catherine Belk
009.017.004
"That camel looks like urine."
--Nick Guillot
009.006.004
"For his birthday, all my dad wants is whiskey. Could you buy some for me? ...and give it to me, and I'll just take it to him...?"
--Nathan Wall
008.008.004
"I love big fat ladies with German accents!"
--Christina Pittman
006.014.004
"I didn't know what he was doing, and the pylons were coming, and this is all jacked up!"
--Christina Pittman
006.009.004
"Why you gotta be bakin'?!?"
--Lindsay Tucker
005.025.004
"I mean, she peed in a field the first time we hung out!"
--Wes Rose
004.030.004
"Jesus is like Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade!"
--Wes Rose
004.001.004
"You have a fennel figment, and I need more wine, and you have a hole in your shirt, and I just love this!"
--Lara Isch
003.008.004
"Hey, we finally played a good one!"
--Matt Baird
003.006.004
"Ferrets can get into places and die!"
--Tina Cunningham
002.022.004
"Don't break my flakes!"
--Christina Pittman
002.016.004
"They have to learn to appreciate the ridiculous...I like the ridiculous..."
--my dad
001.004.004
"That's like technical flatulation."
--Tim Stagner
012.015.003
"It feels like a Saturday night; I'm out with the guys, we're makin' fun of stuff..."
--Andy Eaton
011.001.003
"It's like Jesus in a bunny suit: bringin' tha joy!"
--Amasa Monroe
010.017.003
"Can I get a slice of lust to go, please?"
--some guy in Rolla
010.001.003
"I'm the guy who didn't wear bell-bottoms 'til '79."
--Alan
009.023.003
"So he's like 'The Two'..."
--Garon Todd
009.007.003
"When stuff starts happenin', you betta watch out!"
--Noble Bowman
008.027.003
"I'm so hungry I'm stupid."
--Christina Pittman
008.001.003
"You're a good man, Kris!"
--Tanner Dollens
007.019.003
"I changed my shirt! I don't know what's wrong with me; I'm weird!"
--Andy Phelps
007.001.003
"Oh. I was looking at the wrong happy."
--Ty Zander
006.029.003
"Y'all sell M-80s?"
--every other person who walks into the fireworks tent
006.014.003
"I'll have one the Elvis please...I'm sorry, can I get that with skim milk?"
--Christina Pittman
005.025.003
"I'd hate to be lame in Heaven..."
--Jed Hunt
005.021.003
"Every little thing I do is magic."
--Christina Pittman
005.019.003
"She's speakin' freakin' english--I think she could understand love!"
--Richard Wayne Wells
005.017.003
"You don't get the power or the water!"
--Josh Sidwell
005.014.003
"I'm just made up of lumps."
--Andy Phelps
005.005.003
"When you guys are dying, I'm coming over."
--Nicholette Lockwood
004.027.003
"I like the rock, man. It's good."
--Scott Munson
004.015.003
"New is to old as old is to...older. What? That doesn't make any sense. Stupid!"
--Andy Eaton
004.011.003
"It always just works! I dunno what's wrong..."
--Nicholette Lockwood
004.003.003
"He put it on; he was all hangin' out of it everywhere..."
--Wes Rose
003.023.003
"I show the world, everytime I go out in it, 'I don't care anymore, I give up.'"
--Jason Smith
003.016.003
"Life is a polka; usually it's weird, but sometimes it's fun."
--Bo Garrett
003.010.003
"I'm just a body covered with strange zippers."
--Garon Todd
003.003.003
"I can't change what people think about me, but for some reason, I care."
--Andrew Phelps
002.021.003
"The bird obviously thinks it's midnight, but the microwave disagrees."
--Andrew Dour
002.016.003
"No man, you got the wrong stuff!"
--the guy at the bus station
002.011.003
"Man. I think I just dropped fish in my crotch."
--Wayne Wells
001.025.003
"We watch it every night, and wait for the movie to come out."
--Hayley-louise macLennan
001.014.003
"Ricky's got the fire, and he won't give it back!"
--Carrie Still
001.002.003
"I'm just a big, fat, hairy Greek...it's not funny, really..."
--Mike Pilavachi
011.028.002
"If I'm shiny, you're gonna get it."
--Barry Still
011.028.002
"I'm a bit archaic, but I'm sincere."
--my dad
011.001.002
"It's a weird little kinda thing I've got going on..."
--Jason Smith
010.025.002
"It takes mad skills to hold an umbrella..."
--Amasa Monroe
010.008.002
"You're a mutant from another planet; that's really, really, really, really, really good."
--my operations management teacher
008.029.002
"I picked it up with my foot, but I threw it at you."
--Jerod Quinn
007.029.002
"I'm sorry--Israel does that to me."
--Amy Long
007.009.002
"Two Beanbag shirts, a Punk Rawk with a 'W', and a goth chick; decipher that."
--Wes Rose
006.019.002
"Everything looms large in their idle minds..."
--my dad
004.029.002
"The troll has to touch everything."
--my network operating systems teacher
004.024.002
"I can't give him nothing; he's already got that..."
--Jason Smith
003.019.002
"This one is longer than this one, so this one is like a 'one'."
--my systems analysis teacher
003.015.002
"I thought you were dead!"
--the guy in the blue shirt
002.027.002
"Isn't that awesome? I mean, we should be excited!"
--Josh Goecke
002.022.002
"Oh, you know, stuff..."
--Zeek
002.007.002
"I feel like I'm in a snow globe!"
--Casie Kell
001.028.002
"Maybe you should hand him over to Satan."
--my dad
001.005.002
"Man, poke your own..."
--Zeek
012.019.001
"No one was around; that's totally different."
--Jason Smith
012.007.001
"That's one of my new nicknames."
--Nicholette Lockwood
011.005.001
"Heaven is not a giant infinite cookie."
--Joe Zickafoose
010.028.001
"I'm sorry if it seems like I'm off in my own little world; it's just because I am..."
--Casie Kell
010.023.001
"These people were doing experiments, and they were expecting things to happen."
--my Physics teacher
010.018.001
"I'm just a really big bug."
--Casie Kell
010.014.001
"Where did you park?"
--Ice
009.015.001
"The maniac's in the mailbox."
--Patrick
009.012.001
"We will hunt..."
--George W. Bush
009.006.001
"I've never been constipated."
--[name withheld to stave off embarrassment]
009.001.001
"I think that bunny's sick or something."
--Lindsey Estes
008.027.001
"I'll smell my own bugs, thank you."
--Casie Kell
008.020.001
"I'm gonna kick it."
--Chris Austin
008.017.001
"So we're growing beards..."
--Chris Carabba
008.016.001
"All that is fully real is Heavenly. For all that can be shaken will be shaken and only the unshakeable remains."
--C. S. Lewis
008.013.001
"Tell me when it's 3:30."
--Chris Austin
008.010.001
"Our martins are blessed."
--Becky Cruse
008.004.001
"Everyone has their Michal in the window."
--Louie Giglio
007.027.001
"Are you runners?"
--Doug Sexton
007.025.001
"I just did laundry in retaliation."
--Casie Kell
007.017.001
"As long as it's got a hippy-dippy..."
--Brent Bowles
007.017.001
"Some bugs numb."
--Casie Kell
007.009.001
"Did he say Gunther?"
--Daniel French
006.030.001
"I've been 3-D all my life."
--Joe Alexander
006.027.001
"Crash = sympathy from the ladies."
--Wes Rose
006.027.001
"There is no other way, and "far be it from me" -I had to throw that in- to seek any other way."
--J.
006.024.001
"We're an alternative gospel band."
--Daren Bowles
006.021.001
"I just need to think."
--Jed Hunt
006.008.001
"He doesn't care if he makes any money."
--Zeek's mom
006.007.001
"All these boys came up from the hills..."
--Faye Myres
006.005.001
"What was that note about Ingle's?"
--Dustin Adams
006.001.001
"We think too much, man."
--Jed Hunt
005.020.001
"...no kin to the Yoders."
--Brent Bowles
005.016.001
"When does the evil bear school loose their grip from you. Or is that you have been taken in by the "machine" Do not let them get the best of you. Look ye away from the light. Because they have ya building model airplanes. Build model airplanes says the bear."
--Cory Sugg
005.014.001
"Waldo's not such a bad guy. He's just hard to find."
--Casie Kell
005.007.001
"Just because I don't have long hair doesn't mean I can't fit in."
--Bo Garrett
005.003.001
"Your foosball skills aren't exactly stellar."
--Matt Sly
005.001.001
"That's where I was."
--Duane Rankin
004.026.001
"Accountants are lazy."
--my Accounting teacher
004.024.001
"To change and to improve are two different things."
--a German proverb
004.020.001
"Graceland is an unfettered hoot."
--my RIL teacher